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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 3:31pm

    I've started judging who my real friends are by whether they post drunk pictures of me or just email them. A real friend wouldn't put that kind of shit on facebook. And yes, I follow through and never trust the ones who do.

    • Submitted by Britbrat20 on Feb 5, 10 at 9:54pm

      I do this too. This kind of shit has done some serious damage to a very good friendship.

  • Submitted by greenbumho on Feb 5, 10 at 5:25pm

    This is the text NO ONE wants to get. Trust me.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 3:03pm

    Do a barrel roll!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 4:48pm

    Sounds like my company party. Open bars are so bittersweet.

  • 88 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 10:11am

    In Soviet Russia, facebook gets home immediatley and untags you

  • 89 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 3:06pm

    Haaaaaa

  • 89 93
    Submitted by MollyB on Feb 5, 10 at 3:06pm

    oh shit, what did you do last night...

  • 82 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 4:09pm

    Vengeful (don't know if that is right, iPhone says I'm good though) ex's

  • 86 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 3:09pm

    This is great lol

  • 79 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 10:28pm

    2:03, that was the funniest thing I've seen all day.

  • 79 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 12:58pm

    7:57- and this is any better how exactly?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 3:14pm

    Fuck your soviet crap

  • 78 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 4:58pm

    Pretty funny. Of course the op cam untag. Or he/she just could not have allowed him/herself to be photod in the compromising postition in the first place. Still funny.

  • 71 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 11:19pm

    Detag yourself retard.

  • 80 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 7:25pm

    The OP was probably on Facebook mobile and couldn't untag his/herself. It's happened to me before.

  • 75 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 7:04pm

    Uugh that's the worst shock straight to the stomach feeling

  • 74 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 9:38pm

    Gota love Ithaca!

  • 75 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 4:30pm

    happened to me lmao, worst possible postions

  • 73 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 4:11pm

    Lol

  • 64 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 5:00am

    This should have came with a link.

  • 67 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 2:13am

    WHO DAT?! FUCK THE COLTS

  • 75 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 11:34pm

    Been there

  • 67 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 3:50pm

    Sounds like trouble to me.

  • 73 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 2:03am

    You mom needs to stop ungagging IMMEDIATELY

  • 67 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 7:19pm

    Sounds like the shit I have to tell my sister everytime she takes pics of me. Fuckin A

  • 69 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 11:01pm

    Oh fuck.....I just fucking jizzed in my pants. Time to watch teletubbies!

  • 65 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 8:48am

    Hahahahaaha 2:03 well played!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 8:31pm

    In Soviet Russia, you're a fucking plague Facebook just comes in handy for a lot of everyday shit, iss gooood

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 2:35pm

    Can you cock suckers stop reppin your nowhere towns

  • 71 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 8:12pm

    Established job contacts. Keep in touch with college friends. Store as many pictures as I want for free online. Spy on hot chicks.... I don't live and breathe it but I fail to see any plague going in here... It's different person to person. And I look at it on the go man so stop talking 'bout my butt

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 3:06pm

    In soviet Russia class leaves you

  • 59 80
    Submitted by rclm26 on Sep 8, 10 at 2:27am

    Have sent and received this kind of text before! Lol

  • 63 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 3:34pm

    3:31- I do the same with unflattering pics! How else do you figure out which of your girlfriends are jealous of you and would stab you in the back?

  • 54 75
    Submitted by PercivalJenkins on Mar 2, 10 at 4:00am

    Hahahaha. That sucks.

  • 61 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 11:40pm

    I don't get it...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 9:46pm

    Fuck Soviet Russia.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 7:57pm

    It's simple really, get off your ass, trash your facebook account and interact in person. Facebook is a fuckin plague.

  • 52 79
    Submitted by saramm on Mar 11, 10 at 11:52am

    Or you need to go to AT

  • 58 91
    Submitted by ObiWanKenobi on Mar 3, 10 at 1:10am

    br0wnd

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 3:09pm

    Fuk Russia. Bunch of pusss

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 3:32pm

    Hey 3:14, In soviet Russia crap fucks you!

  • 49 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 8:41am

    Fuck football, bring on the spring training.

  • 20 39
    Submitted by Maufiro on Feb 4, 12 at 9:33am

    Indeed, this is the text I have nightmares about getting.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 11:21pm

    Hahahahah Zara?