If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
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Stay your blade at the door adventurer!
If thine appetite would be in concurrence, we shall dine on a kings feast of pancakes whenst thou comes hither
And did you know that he can only write like that when he's trashed three ways from Sunday?
Are you rooming with Shakespeare? 'Ol Billy Shakes?
I love this!!!
freshmen lit major moved in?
Bid him good morrow!
Finally, something remotely classy lol
I want this roommate..."Alas, dear roommate I shall and if thine awake before I, rise me." (ok well that was half assed so maybe it is better they aren't my roommate...)
GA peach - If they're "rising you," they're more than just a roomie.
Lmao, I've replied to most of the texts and I've fubared my ankle. Hydrocodone influences my postings. Fun word choices lol.