You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
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um, I think sober and drunk holly need a written agreed on plan :)
...sigh ill do it...."holly would if she could"...now fuck you I need a shower
How the fuck did she find a mallot but not her spare key??!
She did not put the mallet in her purse
Ugh. Getting sick of drunk me/sober me texts.
Ugh. Getting sick of winery bitches you don't like it get off of here. Simple.
Whiney* stupid autocorrect