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  • gimme back that fillet-o-fish!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 6:44pm
  • seriously made my day. hold on to your memories...lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 1:31pm
  • You can't make shit like this up. Hilarious.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 9:47pm
  • And you did what?

    Submitted by DemonHokie on Mar 28, 10 at 8:34pm
  • seriously 7:35, way to ruin all the fun, i want to hang out with this chick

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 8:10pm
  • Remind me to do two good deeds today...I laughed way to hard at that.

    Submitted by Goosealoose on Mar 10, 10 at 2:01am
  • i love North Carolina.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 10:18pm
  • LMAO!! @ "i would marry that chick just to show her off to my friends."

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 6:50pm
  • 7:35, shut the fuck up

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 8:07pm
  • 11:53, you're wonderful 12:39, you're an idiot and killed the funny for me until I went back and read the text again. To everyone crying over how offensive or sad this is, please realize that we're finding the situation hilarious, not the condition of the girl. The reaction of the texter is hilarious too, as we can definitely see how freaking unexpected and awkward it would be to be RIGHT NEXT to the girl when this happened.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 5:35pm
  • Nicely said 7:53. Thanks for saving me from having to go on the same diatribe.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 8:15pm
  • Too descriptive of the patient? What, are people going to stalk her to the local McDonalds? ITS MONEY HONEY

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 9:46am
  • I really don't think that the person who texted that was a doctor... I think that they were more likely just an innocent bystander. Therefore, no medical ethical code was breeched in the making of this text.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 7:50pm
  • i wonder if this was in reference to the mcdonald monopoly game...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 12:42am
  • "MCDONALDS MONEY." It's gonna be a good day, tater.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 12:58pm
  • i would marry that chick just to show her off to my friends.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 6:21pm
  • gotta love the 336 hahaha.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 8:06pm
  • This shouldn't be on a public site because it's too descriptive of the patient (if it was a real person) and therefore a breech of privacy under HIPPA law. Please remove it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 7:35pm
  • Last! And one of the top three TFLN of all time!

    Submitted by Mattheyou on Jul 21, 10 at 1:40am
  • that's the funniest shit i've heard all week

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 10:36pm
  • agreed. they're def. not a doctor..i feel for the kid but i would have a really hard time not laughing..silly children

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 7:53pm
  • LMFAO! shoulda video taped it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 6:36pm
  • It sounds exactly like tourettes, and let me tell you, there is nothing fun or funny about it. Tourettes is also why she is probably fat

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 7:19pm
  • I can imagine what her life must be like, actually. Hilarious.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 2:15pm
  • You're awful for thinking that was funny. Can you imagine what her life must be like?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 2:03pm
  • BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. ha.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 11:14pm
  • ... I think that was my sister No, really.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 10:44pm
  • 7:35 you are hilarious

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 8:01pm
  • 6:44 is an awful human being and I salute him/her for it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 7:31pm
  • god I love North Carolina.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 2:32am
  • best post of the day oh my god

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 7:56pm
  • 7:53 is hilarious, i want to have yoru babies

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 8:14pm
  • HAHAHAAHAHAHA AWESOME

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 8:07pm
  • I'm going to go ahead and assume you meant 7:53, and thanks.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 8:03pm
  • haha i just noticed this was in my area code. hahahaha i have to meet this girl.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 11:26pm
  • Moments like this only happen in movies, I think they should be thankful to have observed this - shit like that makes the world a fucking AWESOME place to be.... if you have a sense of humor, I mean. Preferably one of bad taste - then it's just all the more fun. I'm not being sarcastic, either.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 2:00am
  • What??? This reminds me of girl, interrupted and the scene where the obese lady is eating the grapes off of the wallpaper.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 6:32pm
  • Awkward? Moments like these are to be treasured. I wish I was you so I could see this happen.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 6:19pm
  • durrrrr...mcdonalds money.....durrrrrr.....*punches to the face* lmao....very sad, but funny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 12:39am
  • i am proud to say that this happened in north carolina.

    Submitted by carolinaxsunset on Mar 13, 10 at 10:15pm
  • haven't stopped laughing for over a minute

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 3:31am
  • painfully hilarious

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 5:26pm
  • I told her not to eat the purple acid.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 12:10pm
  • I can't stop laughing

    Submitted by nfc721 on Apr 12, 10 at 7:12pm
  • If I were there I would be holding my mouth to keep from laughting hysterically. But I do feel sorry for the poor girl.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 8:38pm
  • 8:14, I'd have my babies too if I could. Spelling may not be your strength, but at least you have good taste. I am a chick, however, so our relationship may not have long-term potential usually reserved for TFLN love-affairs.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 12:31pm
  • sounds like Tourettes.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 6:56pm
  • 7:53 mankind thanks you for absolutely massacring 7:35. good work sir

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 9:36pm
  • hahahahahahahhahahahhaahhahahahahahaha i would LOVE to see a fatty hit herself while yelling mcdonalds money!!! tourettes ftw!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 9:09am
  • explain it takes away all the fun. let the dumb up-tight hippies cry

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 11:16pm
  • i love whoever submitted this

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 8:28pm
  • LOLL. FAT GIRL. PUNCHING. :L what's not to love? (;

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 4:54pm
  • To be honest, i'm not quite sure what this means, but the thought of it.... just makes me happy...think about it. WHAT COULD BE BETTER THAN WATCHING A FAT GIRL PUNCH HERSELF IN THE FACE FOR BEING FAT?? Except maybe punching herself in the face later, for punching herself earlier, for being fat!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 10:30pm
  • we are ignorant because we are able to accept the fact that the syndrome is horrible and not funny in slightest, but can look past that and still laugh at concept of the situation? no, my child, thou art the ignorant one.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 7:14pm
  • i laugh at pretty much everything...except this text. call me a fun sucker or whatever you want, but this text is not funny. stop being so ignorant.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 6:28pm
  • 7:35 was probably the fat chick haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 3, 09 at 7:58pm
  • I laughed till I cried at the mental image - I am an evil person!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 9:34pm