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  • Submitted by rossturner on Apr 26, 11 at 3:12pm

    Turtle bite?

  • Submitted by TheNewRule on Apr 26, 11 at 6:45pm

    Rule 927: Poptarts rock!!!!!

  • Submitted by Bain on Apr 26, 11 at 3:33pm


  • Submitted by goodhead50 on Apr 26, 11 at 3:41pm

    That poptart came from somewhere, you just don't want to know where that somewhere is.

  • Submitted by heylauder on Apr 26, 11 at 11:17pm

    Turtle biting is when you put your penis in the open mouth of someone and then have to pull it out before they bite down on it (lightly), retracting like a frightened turtle. It's the same idea as the hand slapping game that Owen Wilson and Rachel McAdams play on the beach in Wedding Crashers, except it's oral sex.

  • Submitted by hffrank30 on Apr 26, 11 at 10:11pm

    reminds me of this\n\n

  • Submitted by straightchilln on Apr 27, 11 at 1:13am

    is this what you guys do for fun in VA? poor kid probably thinks this is what head is supposed to be like.

  • Submitted by youthanize on Apr 27, 11 at 1:09am


  • Submitted by coolstoryhansel on Jul 27, 11 at 2:46am

    Never stick your dick in crazy.