He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
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Unicorns and glitterrrrrr!!!
Take it from somebody who knows,Patron makes you do things, bad things.
Pretty sure unicorn bait is supposed to be a virgin. You're doing it wrong.
Omg! Best text ever! High 5 to you my dear, high 5 to you!
(410): How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Patron always leads to trouble and lost nights!!!
Wild Turkey is even worse for making you do about anything.
i didnt know patron was as strong as it was the first time i tasted it. i heard it trending in rap & pop songs, but i was like, rappers and popstars are pussies so i was quite surprised..
Unicorns and glitter:)
I believe this. Patrón is capable of anything.
Did you know Paul Mitchell, the hair guy, created Patron? How bizarre, right?
Not true... Paul Mitchell imported 7 Leguas tequila from Mexico and called it Patron. He didn't create shit!
ohhh... that makes more sense.
You dumb ass Paul Mitchell has been dead for years. The dude that runs Paul Mitchell is John Paul Dejoria. L2google.
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