He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
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Unicorns and glitterrrrrr!!!
Take it from somebody who knows,Patron makes you do things, bad things.
Wild Turkey is even worse for making you do about anything.
(410): How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Pretty sure unicorn bait is supposed to be a virgin. You're doing it wrong.
Omg! Best text ever! High 5 to you my dear, high 5 to you!
Patron always leads to trouble and lost nights!!!
I believe this. Patrón is capable of anything.
Did you know Paul Mitchell, the hair guy, created Patron? How bizarre, right?
Not true... Paul Mitchell imported 7 Leguas tequila from Mexico and called it Patron. He didn't create shit!
ohhh... that makes more sense.
i didnt know patron was as strong as it was the first time i tasted it. i heard it trending in rap & pop songs, but i was like, rappers and popstars are pussies so i was quite surprised..
Unicorns and glitter:)
You dumb ass Paul Mitchell has been dead for years. The dude that runs Paul Mitchell is John Paul Dejoria. L2google.
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