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  • Unicorns and glitterrrrrr!!!

    Submitted by PalmTree7104 on May 20, 11 at 5:33pm
  • Take it from somebody who knows,Patron makes you do things, bad things.

    Submitted by Cassini on May 20, 11 at 5:36pm
  • Patron always leads to trouble and lost nights!!!

    Submitted by Annamolly7 on May 22, 11 at 9:05pm
  • (410): How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?

    Submitted by Phys on May 20, 11 at 2:55pm
  • Wild Turkey is even worse for making you do about anything.

    Submitted by Michguy on May 20, 11 at 7:31pm
  • Omg! Best text ever! High 5 to you my dear, high 5 to you!

    Submitted by badgebunnyhuny on May 20, 11 at 5:30pm
  • Pretty sure unicorn bait is supposed to be a virgin. You're doing it wrong.

    Submitted by acher1 on May 20, 11 at 4:23pm
  • I believe this. Patrón is capable of anything.

    Submitted by cakersina on May 20, 11 at 2:18pm
    • Did you know Paul Mitchell, the hair guy, created Patron? How bizarre, right?

      Submitted by 2LandBack on May 20, 11 at 5:37pm
      • Not true... Paul Mitchell imported 7 Leguas tequila from Mexico and called it Patron. He didn't create shit!

        Submitted by alexs99 on May 20, 11 at 5:51pm
  • i didnt know patron was as strong as it was the first time i tasted it. i heard it trending in rap & pop songs, but i was like, rappers and popstars are pussies so i was quite surprised..

    Submitted by LostInOblivion12 on May 21, 11 at 2:37am
  • Unicorns and glitter:)

    Submitted by nicolekay4 on May 26, 11 at 2:57am
  • You dumb ass Paul Mitchell has been dead for years. The dude that runs Paul Mitchell is John Paul Dejoria. L2google.

    Submitted by berryberry81 on May 24, 11 at 5:58pm
  • BadMitch is considered the master of sex,

    Submitted by badmitch on May 25, 11 at 11:13pm