life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
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the people talking about fucking babies... god hates you
Did you look under that pile of shit? Sometimes that's where they keep the pony.
We don't sell sex toys here.
too bad god doesn't exist!
Also they taste so fresh. They haven't been tainted.
GOod job #1
Call me if you want to cum in my mouth
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Fucking babies is fun. So soft and don't put up a fight.
What's worse than waking up and finding a dead baby on your pillow?
Realizing that you were drunk and made love to it the night before.
This is not very funny.
But I want the red truck!
typo -- she meant "pony fucking"
^^thats how I *didnt* feel about this text
That's always good
You fucking retard.
This isn't funny bitches.
You live in Maine. THERE ARE PONIES EVERYWHERE.
FFFIIIRRRSSSTTT FUCK YES