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  • did the same thing with a cockroach - didn't see another one for 1 1/2 years.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 7:30pm
  • @ 4:58 they're nasty ass insects that eat up plants, and they're EVERYWHERE except Antarctica. I'm gonna guess you're from Europe, so THANKS for introducing them to the US

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 7:51am
  • AHAHA this text is amazing. I did this with a silverfish. Those are also scary fuckers.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 10:38pm
  • Earwigs are fucking frightening looking. If they were larger, they'd be scarier than sharks. And midgets. And clowns. And the amish.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 8:05am
  • They are fucking everywhere. I hate the bastards.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 3:44am
  • 4:58 - also known as "pinchers" I think... They look like scary big ants with huge pinch claws on the front. They also move in a way that I feel is 100% creepier than child molesters. And there is a TRILLION on them living in one spot.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 12:50pm
  • 9:33- hahahahahahahahahhahaha.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 9:57am
  • I hate those damn bugs. Seriously. I LOATHE THEM!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 9:45am
  • AHHH WORST IS WHEN UR CAMPING AND THEY ARE CREEPING ON YOUR SLEEPING BAG

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 9:01am
  • I've never seen such an insect. Middle east rules ! :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 9:23am
  • I would rather BE an earwig than look at pictures of the Middle East.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 2:11pm
  • Lmao I did the same to a spider. ^__^

    Submitted by Sailor_Moon on Jul 11, 10 at 6:36am
  • LOL. oh, i enjoyed this one.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 4:32am
  • @8:05. i agree:( has anybody noticed that the darn things are close to impossible to kill!!??? ahhh. they are gonna take over the world some day.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 4:51am
  • are they the same as chiggers?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 8:33pm
  • dude. earwigs are everywhere.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 6:29am
  • ew but atleast they're not your school mascot

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 3:42am
  • Wouldn't it be awful if that one corpse made them all them all vengeful and such? Then you'd have like an army of earwigs in your bed rather than just one on the wall.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 1:36pm
  • ew. i grew up calling them lobster bugs. they are the nastiest! school mascot?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 1:49am
  • First TFLN to make me ROTFL. MERCI

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 1:05am
  • I do this all the time ;D

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 12:11am
  • Seriously, what the hell is an earwig and how do you get one? Is this an American thing? Sounds hideous and I don't even know what it is.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 4:58am
  • I hate earwigs. Death to them all.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 12:57am
  • They look like aliens. I'm glad I've never encountered a real one here in NJ. (I totally just examined by drink thoroughly before sipping, I wouldn't have been surprised if my first earwig was sitting on the rim of the bottle after I typed that).

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 10:50am
  • AHHHHHHHHHHHH I hate them. They are my nemesis!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 10:47am
  • @8:05 hahahaha...... The amish(:

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 8:05pm
  • Hahah I do that almost every night XD

    Submitted by SpeedFreakk on Nov 13, 10 at 10:03pm
  • i live in the US and i had never seen one before haha. so i just looked it up on google and OMFG OMFG, they are wayyyy creepier than child molesters.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 1:04pm
  • this post made me laugh and 9:33 made me laugh even harder!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 9:21pm
  • Oh yeah, the Middle East is a vacation-lover's paradise. I'll take the fuckin' earwigs, thanks.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 9:33am
  • Lol 9:33! I hate ear wigs. Scary ass tiny mother fuckers.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 10:12am
  • lmfao. earwigs are sooo gross.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 11:46am
  • I did the same thing last night....granted it wasn't so much a carcass as it was a smushed area that in no way resembled an earwig after I was done with it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 7:27am