Why are there so many empty soda cans in my room?
You put them in a circle around your bed and said it was the best way to ward of the witches from hocus pocus....then you remembered you needed salt too. I'm assuming you havent gone to the bathroom yet.
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come little children i'll take thee away into a land of enchantment
I desperately want to know these people! This sounds like a wonderful night. :)
i dont get the bathroom part?
I think I'm in love!! Go MD!!!
this is hillarious!
the witches from hocus pocus!
i thought i was the only one...
i figured they'd have had to drink all of that soda,
making a painful situation until going to the bathroom.
...makes you wonder what is in the bathroom.
ahhh i love this movie :D
h: I think you're hot. When can we have sex next. This is killing me. -g
hocus pocus is my favorite movie, lmfaosdofsd
so dumb.. no one does stupid shit like that
so original... this doesn't remind me of the flamingos from a couple days ago one bit...
Where you singing "I'll put a spell on you" whilst doing the deed?
hahaha so legit. i'm still terrified of those witches...
It might be fake, but it's still funny.
I wish I could find the flamingos one..
9:17- that's what it was, exactly.
Obviously there's salt in the bathroom................
But besides that, this is the best one I've ever read. I loved that movie!
hahaha id love to be the friend that watched him do all this
HAAHAHAHAHHA. This must have been a fun night. You must have been tripping balls.
didn't i just read this same one a few days ago... with flamingos instead of soda cans?
9:12 - im assuming theres a shitload of salt in the bathroom?
9:15 - yes. yes you did. but it wasnt witches i think it was like evil ferrets or somthing
9:12, there's probably more aftermath in the bathroom
Sick of seeing these... Fake as hell
really funny what was he on?
let's be friends?
I think I'm in love.