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  If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.

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• I may be the mother, then. I was the only chick in the chaos.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 6:02am

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• X-men reference?? Wow. Try biblical.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 4:08pm

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• Fuck your life!! Haha

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 6:11pm

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• Awe that sucks! Hope u ran!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 11:31am

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• You nailed the offspring of conquest, war, famine and death?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 5:36pm

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• you slept with jesus?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 4:10pm

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• This is awesome!

  Submitted by courtgiff143 on Mar 2, 10 at 4:31am

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• GREAT analogy. love it.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 4:26pm

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• I laughed so hard at this!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 7:04pm

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• Aaaaaahahahahaaaa, too fuckin funny. Hahahaha!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 10:44pm

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• heh.... that must have sucked...but good txt ^^

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 7:33pm

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• Oh man, the image I just got in my head........ugh........great text ha

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 12:41am

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• @3:31 wow dude.. pathetic... read the bible but omg, funny episode

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 7:43pm

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• hahaahaha fucking pure genius...great analogy

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 6:20pm

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• wowwww thats rough creature from the black lagoon

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 2:24pm

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• great x-men reference hahaha made my nerdy ass geek out

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 3:31pm

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• that was a truly amazing description.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 4:43pm

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• Lol. X-Men reference? Your a fucking idiot.

  Submitted by jthugnasty on Feb 13, 11 at 6:50pm

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• who the fuck said it was an x-men reference??? FUCKIN LOSER!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 8:37pm

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• Amazing. I love the analogy.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 12:55am

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• hahahahahahahahahahah

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 2:44pm

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• It's so mean but I love it

  Submitted by 6666 on May 18, 10 at 12:06am

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• bad night--but a hilarious text!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 5:24pm

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• Most perfect analogy, ever.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 9:46am

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• haha great text. Genuinely made me crack up. I know what it's like. Maybe not quite that bad but.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 2:43pm

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• Hilarious hahaha just imagined girl laying there and you freaking out

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 2:49am

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• It really tops it off that you described her as a 'creature' hahahaha.

  Submitted by yewinnhard on Feb 1, 12 at 7:55am

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