If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
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I may be the mother, then. I was the only chick in the chaos.
Awe that sucks! Hope u ran!!
Fuck your life!! Haha
X-men reference?? Wow. Try biblical.
You nailed the offspring of conquest, war, famine and death?
you slept with jesus?
This is awesome!
I laughed so hard at this!
Aaaaaahahahahaaaa, too fuckin funny. Hahahaha!
heh.... that must have sucked...but good txt ^^
GREAT analogy. love it.
that was a truly amazing description.
Oh man, the image I just got in my head........ugh........great text ha
hahaahaha fucking pure genius...great analogy
wow dude.. pathetic... read the bible
but omg, funny episode
wowwww thats rough creature from the black lagoon
Lol. X-Men reference? Your a fucking idiot.
great x-men reference hahaha made my nerdy ass geek out
who the fuck said it was an x-men reference??? FUCKIN LOSER!
Amazing. I love the analogy.
bad night--but a hilarious text!
It's so mean but I love it
Most perfect analogy, ever.
haha great text. Genuinely made me crack up. I know what it's like. Maybe not quite that bad but.
Hilarious hahaha just imagined girl laying there and you freaking out
It really tops it off that you described her as a 'creature' hahahaha.