If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
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Awe that sucks! Hope u ran!!
X-men reference?? Wow. Try biblical.
Fuck your life!! Haha
You nailed the offspring of conquest, war, famine and death?
This is awesome!
you slept with jesus?
I laughed so hard at this!
Aaaaaahahahahaaaa, too fuckin funny. Hahahaha!
heh.... that must have sucked...but good txt ^^
I may be the mother, then. I was the only chick in the chaos.
GREAT analogy. love it.
hahaahaha fucking pure genius...great analogy
that was a truly amazing description.
who the fuck said it was an x-men reference??? FUCKIN LOSER!
wow dude.. pathetic... read the bible
but omg, funny episode
Oh man, the image I just got in my head........ugh........great text ha
great x-men reference hahaha made my nerdy ass geek out
wowwww thats rough creature from the black lagoon
Lol. X-Men reference? Your a fucking idiot.
Amazing. I love the analogy.
bad night--but a hilarious text!
It's so mean but I love it
Most perfect analogy, ever.
haha great text. Genuinely made me crack up. I know what it's like. Maybe not quite that bad but.
Hilarious hahaha just imagined girl laying there and you freaking out
It really tops it off that you described her as a 'creature' hahahaha.