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  • 79 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 4:10pm

    you slept with jesus?

  • 78 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 11:31am

    Awe that sucks! Hope u ran!!

  • 84 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 4:08pm

    X-men reference?? Wow. Try biblical.

  • 72 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 4:43pm

    that was a truly amazing description.

  • 60 46
    Submitted by courtgiff143 on Mar 2, 10 at 4:31am

    This is awesome!

  • 63 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 7:33pm

    heh.... that must have sucked...but good txt ^^

  • 70 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 4:26pm

    GREAT analogy. love it.

  • 70 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 6:20pm

    hahaahaha fucking pure genius...great analogy

  • 58 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 5:36pm

    You nailed the offspring of conquest, war, famine and death?

  • 64 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 7:04pm

    I laughed so hard at this!

  • 64 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 8:37pm

    who the fuck said it was an x-men reference??? FUCKIN LOSER!

  • 62 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 10:44pm

    Aaaaaahahahahaaaa, too fuckin funny. Hahahaha!

  • 61 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 2:49am

    Hilarious hahaha just imagined girl laying there and you freaking out

  • 54 46
    Submitted by 6666 on May 18, 10 at 12:06am

    It's so mean but I love it

  • 60 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 7:43pm

    @3:31 wow dude.. pathetic... read the bible but omg, funny episode

  • 58 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 6:11pm

    Fuck your life!! Haha

  • 50 46
    Submitted by jthugnasty on Feb 13, 11 at 6:50pm

    Lol. X-Men reference? Your a fucking idiot.

  • 57 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 12:55am

    Amazing. I love the analogy.

  • 60 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 12:41am

    Oh man, the image I just got in my head........ugh........great text ha

  • 56 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 3:31pm

    great x-men reference hahaha made my nerdy ass geek out

  • 53 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 2:24pm

    wowwww thats rough creature from the black lagoon

  • 56 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 9:46am

    Most perfect analogy, ever.

  • 53 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 6:02am

    I may be the mother, then. I was the only chick in the chaos.

  • 53 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 5:24pm

    bad night--but a hilarious text!

  • 53 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 2:44pm

    hahahahahahahahahahah

  • 52 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 2:43pm

    haha great text. Genuinely made me crack up. I know what it's like. Maybe not quite that bad but.

  • 20 34
    Submitted by yewinnhard on Feb 1, 12 at 7:55am

    It really tops it off that you described her as a 'creature' hahahaha.