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  • 82 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 11:31am
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    Awe that sucks! Hope u ran!!

  • 81 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 4:10pm
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    you slept with jesus?

  • 87 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 4:08pm
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    X-men reference?? Wow. Try biblical.

  • 74 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 4:43pm
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    that was a truly amazing description.

  • 64 51
    Submitted by courtgiff143 on Mar 2, 10 at 4:31am
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    This is awesome!

  • 67 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 7:33pm
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    heh.... that must have sucked...but good txt ^^

  • 75 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 6:20pm
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    hahaahaha fucking pure genius...great analogy

  • 72 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 4:26pm
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    GREAT analogy. love it.

  • 69 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 7:04pm
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    I laughed so hard at this!

  • 61 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 5:36pm
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    You nailed the offspring of conquest, war, famine and death?

  • 69 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 8:37pm
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    who the fuck said it was an x-men reference??? FUCKIN LOSER!

  • 59 51
    Submitted by 6666 on May 18, 10 at 12:06am
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    It's so mean but I love it

  • 65 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 10:44pm
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    Aaaaaahahahahaaaa, too fuckin funny. Hahahaha!

  • 64 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 2:49am
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    Hilarious hahaha just imagined girl laying there and you freaking out

  • 64 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 7:43pm
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    @3:31 wow dude.. pathetic... read the bible but omg, funny episode

  • 66 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 12:41am
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    Oh man, the image I just got in my head........ugh........great text ha

  • 61 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 6:11pm
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    Fuck your life!! Haha

  • 54 53
    Submitted by jthugnasty on Feb 13, 11 at 6:50pm
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    Lol. X-Men reference? Your a fucking idiot.

  • 61 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 3:31pm
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    great x-men reference hahaha made my nerdy ass geek out

  • 59 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 12:55am
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    Amazing. I love the analogy.

  • 59 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 2:24pm
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    wowwww thats rough creature from the black lagoon

  • 61 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 9:46am
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    Most perfect analogy, ever.

  • 58 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 6:02am
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    I may be the mother, then. I was the only chick in the chaos.

  • 57 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 5:24pm
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    bad night--but a hilarious text!

  • 58 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 2:44pm
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    hahahahahahahahahahah

  • 57 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 2:43pm
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    haha great text. Genuinely made me crack up. I know what it's like. Maybe not quite that bad but.

  • 23 39
    Submitted by yewinnhard on Feb 1, 12 at 7:55am
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    It really tops it off that you described her as a 'creature' hahahaha.