jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
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Jesus saves 1 corinthians 6:9-11
that don't impress me much.
Yea the 570 represent!
Haven't read a tfln this good in a long time :)
Ooh Scranton only u could pull something off like that
all is well & good until someone throws a 'cock' into it
I approve of this text.
Too drunk to stand, but just drunk enoughto karaoke country
lol this one is great!
Jess!!!!!!! my name toooo hell yeah I'm proud of her
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHA I LOVE THIS. I LUB IT
Gotta love the skook whores!!
I'm not gonna lie, this one is actually good.
jess who!?! loove 570! :)
Mama is proud of you!!! Sad I missed out on the fun night! Love you girls!!! <3
One that is actually FUNNY? Shocking.
Best text in a while tfln! This cracks me up. I had a friend pass out on the pong table once we just played over him and bounced the balls off his stomache. Haha
somehow I believe that poor Jess might have had balls bounced off her stomach that night as well.
Yes!! A text from good ol' schuylkill county, pa. I love where I live. Hillbillys, rednecks, and drunken whores who think they're country.
Hahahahahahahaha, this one's actually funny! How I miss these kinds of posts.
you should have taken her panties off & taken pictures of each of you fucking her with a vibrator
What the fuck are you talking about 1:06
I read Jess as Jesus.
Sounded good either way.
hahahahahaha I love it
i might just know exactly who that jess is
loser high school students? thought so
My ex who put a restraining order on me was named jess, and she would totally do that.....THAT FUCKING WHORE
mine too her name was jess ran off with some trailer trash punk
and it does sound like her
Miraglia?? Probably, shes a dirty skank!!!