jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
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Yea the 570 represent!
Jesus saves 1 corinthians 6:9-11
that don't impress me much.
Haven't read a tfln this good in a long time :)
all is well & good until someone throws a 'cock' into it
Ooh Scranton only u could pull something off like that
I approve of this text.
lol this one is great!
Too drunk to stand, but just drunk enoughto karaoke country
Gotta love the skook whores!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHA I LOVE THIS. I LUB IT
Jess!!!!!!! my name toooo hell yeah I'm proud of her
Mama is proud of you!!! Sad I missed out on the fun night! Love you girls!!! <3
jess who!?! loove 570! :)
I'm not gonna lie, this one is actually good.
One that is actually FUNNY? Shocking.
Best text in a while tfln! This cracks me up. I had a friend pass out on the pong table once we just played over him and bounced the balls off his stomache. Haha
Yes!! A text from good ol' schuylkill county, pa. I love where I live. Hillbillys, rednecks, and drunken whores who think they're country.
somehow I believe that poor Jess might have had balls bounced off her stomach that night as well.
Hahahahahahahaha, this one's actually funny! How I miss these kinds of posts.
you should have taken her panties off & taken pictures of each of you fucking her with a vibrator
I read Jess as Jesus.
Sounded good either way.
What the fuck are you talking about 1:06
hahahahahaha I love it
i might just know exactly who that jess is
loser high school students? thought so
My ex who put a restraining order on me was named jess, and she would totally do that.....THAT FUCKING WHORE
mine too her name was jess ran off with some trailer trash punk
and it does sound like her
Miraglia?? Probably, shes a dirty skank!!!