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  • Submitted by tori_ellen on Oct 3, 10 at 3:55pm

    ...makes me so proud to be a kiwi. No really, it does. We truly are awesome.

    • Submitted by KELVIN4TOR on Oct 4, 10 at 12:01am

      its the same here... we are o for awesome

  • Submitted by rgbzero on Oct 3, 10 at 2:48pm

    I want one

    • Submitted by Erskie on Oct 4, 10 at 7:03pm

      Pay for my flights and I'm there! \n\nIt's texts like this that make me proud to be a kiwi

  • Submitted by blite on Oct 3, 10 at 2:49pm

    Hmmm... Where do i purchase one??

  • Submitted by yogahunni on Oct 3, 10 at 10:32pm

    I'd like to know why anyone would vote this a bad night. This is awesome.

  • Submitted by kezza on Oct 4, 10 at 3:57am

    There might only be 4 million New Zealanders, but Kiwis are probably the most awesome people on the planet.

  • Submitted by SillySteff on Oct 3, 10 at 10:36pm

    Hahaha I love being a New Zealander.

  • Submitted by shhhhhhH on Oct 3, 10 at 4:52pm

    I think you can buy them on eBay. Overnight shipping is def worth it

  • Submitted by RedBaron322 on Oct 4, 10 at 11:09pm

    so accurate, i bet he was a westie. 1000 dollars USD in my bank account and i am there. Kiwi pride!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 10 at 5:18pm

    There aren't any new zealanders. They're all Australians now

  • Submitted by said8ED on Oct 4, 10 at 12:43pm

    Only in Sasquatchewan

  • Submitted by Fuz3 on Oct 4, 10 at 1:51pm

    Sheepshaggers FTW

  • Submitted by mckinno on Oct 3, 10 at 7:54pm

    This is probably the best text from Saskatchewan.

  • Submitted by nz26 on Oct 4, 10 at 4:16am

    Haha im a kiwi and this sounds awesome(:

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    Submitted by thegreathater on Dec 21, 12 at 4:58am

    Is he a hobbit?

  • Submitted by splendourlicious on Oct 4, 10 at 2:41am

    I got so excited from reading this that one of my heads exploded. Now I need some paper towels and a nap

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    Submitted by Jennamatic_3000 on Oct 10, 11 at 5:25pm

    Yep, close contest between you New Zealanders and the Norwegians.

  • Submitted by reply_ on Oct 19, 10 at 2:20am

    Cool its kind of like harry potter except less nerdy and verbally abused.

  • Submitted by Andikins on Apr 11, 11 at 10:14pm

    Ah, I love Kiwis. I have one of my own who's my occasional fuck buddy. Good people, Kiwis are.

  • Submitted by dodgycabbage on Oct 4, 10 at 8:28am

    Haha if anything good comes out of newzealand it's austrailian lol that's just how it works!!

    • Submitted by flemb0t on Oct 8, 10 at 7:28pm

      The only good thing to come out of New Zealand are the flights going to Australia.