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  • 56 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 7:54am

    See honestly I think this is hilarious, because you get to imagine the context.

  • 51 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 3:07pm

    He asked me to forceably insert the lifeline card into my anus! - ha epic movie. 3:03 can shove a twilight dvd up their ass: suck a fuck!

    • 49 44
      Submitted by nextquestion on Jun 12, 10 at 3:37pm

      please tell me exactly how does one suck a fuck?

  • 51 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 2:30pm

    not even sad. its awesome

  • 51 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 10:45pm

    how exactly does one suck a fuck...? haha i love that movie

  • 49 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 5:22pm

    THAT used to be my band's name in 2002. And we had teeshirts that said that. Which I made.

  • 51 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 7:33pm

    Darko makes total sense to me..but then agian I loved Twin Peaks too.

  • 50 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 12:31am

    Yes, Donnie Darko!!!

  • 46 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 10:50pm

    OMG FAVORITE MOVIE!!!! I'm jealous that I did not recieve this text. Notorious!

  • 43 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 6:29pm

    donnie darko! major love!

  • 51 53
    Submitted by summer69 on Mar 27, 10 at 11:21am

    Chut up!! \n\nGod I love Donnie darko!♥

  • 45 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 10:42pm

    @5:09 It's "ThunderBIRDS are GO" and "Thundercats HO" moron. actually cocknugget, "thundercats are go" is from juno

  • 47 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 9:43pm

    YEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSS!! Thank you, Kitty Farmer, you filthy bitch.

  • 42 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 2:08pm

    Donnie Darko. Sad that I know that.

  • 46 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 4:21pm

    THANK GODDDD. one of the best texts. i send it all the timeee lol

  • 48 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 7:40pm

    Yea, it annoys me when I see Family Guy/Movie quotes on here, Where's Donnie?

  • 39 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 8:37pm

    this has been a dream of samantha's and all of ours for a long time! i made her lead dancer!

  • 61 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 7:22pm

    YEs. Omg. best text EVER. Love DD.

  • 44 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 2:14pm

    yessssssssssssssssssssssssssss love

  • 42 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 9:57am

    well this is most likley from members of the Gazebo...

  • 44 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 4:08pm

    hey 3:20, GO BACK TO CHINA BITCH

  • 45 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 6:58pm

    My friend Kara and I say that to each other all the time

  • 43 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 3:03pm

    Please. this is obviously a reference to a Twilight fanfiction.

  • 52 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 5:20pm

    Why are you wearing that stupid bunny suit? Why are youuuu wearing that stupid man suit??

  • 40 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 5:37pm

    that is the best movie ever! it's just so illogical, ya know, about being a smurf. ya know, what's the point of living... if you dont have a dick?

  • 39 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 12:48am

    YES! Love the Postathon of quotes. To all you haters: "I think you're the FUCKING ANTICHRIST!"

  • 45 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 6:57pm

    amazing! haha, i agree, what was the context? still, donnie darko.

  • 44 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 4:03am

    Gosh I love Donnie Darko!!

  • 42 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 7:52pm

    best part of movie = little boy in videotape says IM NOT AFRAID ANYMORE

  • 48 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 5:07pm

    Do you want your sister to lose weight? Tell her to get off the couch, stop eating twinkies and maybe go out for field hockey.

  • 43 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 1:47am

    My friend either myspaces or texts me the same line a few times a month. We are so pathetic that we still laugh hysterically at it. Especially when we try to dance like sparkle motion in public

  • 36 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 4:58pm

    that is a quick text on my phone! that and THUNDERCATS ARE GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 47 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 3:25pm

    PlayRadioPlay! :) -e

  • 46 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 9:12pm

    BEST EVAAAAAAR!!!!! soooo happy when I read this one!

  • 41 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 12:03am

    I was about to watch this movie. That makes me smile.

  • 39 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 8:04pm

    great line, AND a great text as long as the sender and receiver are as awesome as those above who are undoubtedly die-hard darko fans.

  • 38 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 5:43pm

    3:03, I hope you aren't serious =/

  • 38 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 4:42pm

    hahaha thats awesome

  • 42 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 1:50pm

    good line. but good text...?

  • 41 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 4:17pm

    i hate to break it to you, but donnie darko is not the best movie ever. just because it doesn't make sense doesn't mean its "deep."

  • 35 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 1:54pm

    Ha ha, best movie ever

  • 36 45
    Submitted by cannabislecter on Sep 22, 10 at 8:54pm

    I so wanted to crush that woman's skull with an aluminum bat.

  • 37 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 15, 10 at 8:03pm

    yeaaaa kansas make me proud

  • 38 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 8:57am

    HELLLLLL yes. go suck a fuck.

  • 38 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 12:03am

    beer and pussy, thats all i need

  • 38 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 12:21am

    *thumbs up to 10:42*

  • 41 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 11:23pm

    OK ? now, girls. I want you to concentrate. Failure is not an option. And Bethany? If you feel the need to vomit up there, just swallow it.

  • 33 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 6:27pm

    hahahahahahahahahahahahaha loves it ;>

  • 36 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 5:09pm

    @4:58 It's "ThunderBIRDS are GO" and "Thundercats HO" moron.

  • 35 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 3:13pm

    Oh, please, tell me 3:07, how exactly does one suck a fuck? (:

  • 33 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 2:26pm

    Donnie Darko is my favorite movie ever

  • 36 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 11:56pm

    i heart donnie darko

  • 32 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 2:11pm

    it's not sad that you know that at all. great movie. this made me laugh ahha i wonder what the context was

  • 32 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 6:09pm

    shouldn't have been posted. guessing the mod has never seen donnie darko so just thought it was a weird/funny thing to say?

  • 32 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 4:35pm

    actually it does make sense. sorry you're not evolved enough to understand it.

  • 32 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 3:20pm

    3:13, well I'll tell you.... what's a fuck ass?

  • 33 47
    Submitted by ohbabyy on Jun 4, 10 at 3:08am

    Donnie Darko makes perfect sense after you watch it 68537853 times.

  • 38 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 4:17pm

    i hope you get molested

  • 29 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 5:12am

    Donnie Darko fuckin' rocks! Good job.

  • 35 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 1:03pm

    Can I vote this any lower?

  • 41 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 5:48pm

    hahah. was literally about to post that one. beat me to it.

  • 37 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 2:11pm

    2:08, how is that sad? epic movie! I'd recognize it anywhere, in any situation.

  • 35 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 1:44pm

    OK, that's just a line from Donnie Darko.

  • 29 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 8:35pm

    i always use this line and no one ever gets it. sigh.

  • 45 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 4:27pm

    hahahah, man... "CHUT UP!!" i love that fucking movie.

  • 29 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 2:13pm

    hahaha best line ever.

  • 38 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 12:41am

    "No duh" is a product of fear.

  • 28 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 11:58pm

    Ahhhh yessss I wish I knew you.

  • 35 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 9:49am

    He told me to forceably insert the book into my anus!

  • 32 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 10:55am

    is it sad that i've sent this exact text multiple times?

  • 26 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 8:18am

    This needs more context to make it a worthwhile contribution to tfln. It's a good quote though...

  • 28 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 5:47pm

    This is a quote from Donnie, but there's also a YouTube show that's based here in Kansas called 'Sparkle Motion'. Just thought people would like to know. You can all suck a fuck.

  • 35 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 6:15pm

    good movie. not so good text.

  • 33 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 5:58pm

    thats from donnie darko:] oh yeah.

  • 29 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 8:57pm

    I am the only one of my friends who makes sparkle motion jokes. But I am also the only one of my friends who habitually wears sequins.

  • 28 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 8:46pm

    "Edward skips and flails like a bipolar muppet. A bipolar muppet in love." ~Cleolinda

  • 13 22
    Submitted by benjizzlenizzle1 on Jan 31, 12 at 11:48am

    Donnie Darko makes complete sense if you're not a fucking idiot

  • 28 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 12:33am

    Yeah I love donnie, but why is this on tfln....

  • 27 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 9:06pm

    The girl's ultimate team at my old high school was called sparkle motion, but i just googled 913 and it's Kansas, I went to school in north Jersey, so...maybe not?

  • 28 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 1:59pm

    hahah, i say that to my sister all the time. i'm proud of whoever sent that text lol

  • 29 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 4:37pm

    omg you all who are quoting this movie are officially my favorite group. chut up fuck face haters

  • 22 49
    Submitted by melazing on Aug 16, 11 at 4:24am

    But wait there still could be mail... Oh no dice grandma

  • 25 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 8:46pm

    28 days... 6 hours... 42 minutes... 12 seconds. That... is when the world... will end.

  • 23 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 12:40am

    I love Donnie Darko. Enough said. Great line from the movie. =D

  • 25 59
    Submitted by Raella69 on Jun 26, 10 at 11:06am

    DD was epic\nSD blowed

  • 33 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 3:40pm

    LAME. It's not clever to text a movie quote, not matter the context.