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  • All I know is... if this person really did get into a knife fight over a corn dog, they're my hero. Forever.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 2:05pm
  • knife fight, knife, fight, knife fight!!!!!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 4:24pm
  • mmm mmm corndogs! wow these so called jobs that make us upper class or lower class are not getting much work out of their employees today. let's fight about how to spell douche(I have no idea), instead of working! haha!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 4:18pm
  • 6:04 june 16th and 1:48 june 17th-- agreed. (:

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 4:24pm
  • WOO~! Knife fights rock! Reminds me of... :D

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 1:23pm
  • p.s. to above: i want to know who won the fight! and can i find it on youtube?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 4:01pm
  • PLEASE PLACE THE CORNDOG ON THE TABLE - Douschey Redneck Southerner (who fucks his sister, because she puts out and lives close) and there is no S in the word DOUCHE grab a dictionary or try spellcheck.....thanks for playing

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 2:26pm
  • I have so been there...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 1:11pm
  • my favorite part of this entire conversation is that it started with "It was actually probably between two African Americans.", and the area code is from central oregon.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 2:04pm
  • I say we settle it with a Knife Fight

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 3:29pm
  • No, not redneck, but probably from the south

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 1:58pm
  • ha ha I love that people thought nascar, rodeo, south, etc. NOPE Oregon bitches.. no big deal

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 1:11am
  • Slut^ Corndog=penis

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 10:07pm
  • Anyways....I want to know who sent this in...you are funny.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 2:26am
  • Did I just enter a blog group on AOL???

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 2:41pm
  • like being from the south is a bad thing......and yup I am the biggest DOUCHE ever.....my Affliction shirts have more beads than your Affliction shirts

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 2:05pm
  • this post was great, the the upper middle class got a hold of it, they mess everything up...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 2:14pm
  • Now I want a corn dog and some chicken. See what you did! -from a girl who's been eating healthy food all month. haha.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 1:53pm
  • I got ten dollars says this was a rowdy MENSA meeting

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 1:36pm
  • shall we all meet for lunch at the Chik-Fil-A and discuss the matter? Say, maybe noon-ish? I'd like an Orange Julius myself.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 3:20pm
  • i get a corndog for the road anytime i ever have to drive for over an hour and a half. my fam kids me about it all the time. it seems i'm always ordering a damn corndog, and no, i'm not fat. and i won't eat mini corndogs.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 6:53pm
  • 1:54--- sounds like the biggest dousche ever.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 1:59pm
  • Just so you know 2:36- douche does not directly refer to a vag hole... whats happened to todays youth, cant even throw out a solid burn.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 3:18pm
  • this is the most hilarious/ridiculous argument i've ever read in my life. thanks to all the above that made my day.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 6:04pm
  • 2:19--- you share my views on life :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 2:38pm
  • Yeah, some people really like their corn-holes.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 1:12pm
  • was this from the Sisters Rodeo maybe? wouldn't get my hopes up about a youtube video, if there really was a knife fight, who would take the time to send a text

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 2:01am
  • 2:23 your sense of humor shines thru your posts........ as a redneck who loves corndogs, I dont understand your problem....... with love and Affliction 1:54 (there is lots of sarcasm in my posts which makes it nearly impossible for the lesser intelligent to read)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 2:32pm
  • hey look at me im gonna look for any chance i get drop that i am upper middle class. Shut the fuck up...and who says rednecks aren't upper middle class anyway...I know plenty of millionaire farmers...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 2:07pm
  • 2:32- <3

    Submitted by oobrey on Mar 2, 10 at 2:20am
  • To 2:14... ... I believe it's the lower class assholes like yourself that are ruining this country. Go get a fucking job and stop asking for social health care, thanks.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 2:19pm
  • And white people love their racism huh?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 1:45pm
  • This poor post started out so positively, lets leave the Right wing elitism and the left wing hippiness out of this and just hope for a good-old-fashioned Corn dog fueled knife, remember to keep check youtube for the video

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 2:44pm
  • shit im White and I LOVE CORN DOGS and FRIED CHICKEN

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 1:49pm
  • Dude. Please tell me this was from a rodeo or nascar...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 1:15pm
  • slew of leftists slinging slurs like Redneck, white trash, imbred.........go

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 2:28pm
  • You stay classy, Oregon.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 6:41pm
  • Dousche bag is spelled with an 's', not talking about the vagina hole. Go look at that shit on urban dictionary. Ps- this is hilarious

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 2:36pm
  • Hmmm.... Once again you have managed to prove you are from the trashy lower class. You say middle class ruin everything, but it's truly the upper and middle class who have to pay foe your food stamps and medicaid. Plus, your probably one who defaulted on a faulty loan, and now your foreclosed on and dumping your house for others to pay for. So it's truly the irresponsible trash like yourself that is throwing America down the drain.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 2:29pm
  • 2:05... You spelled dousche wrong when you were trying to correct someone for it. Spelled dousche. YOU'RE the dousche.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 2:16pm
  • 2:36 Urban Dictionary is posts from people who can't spell just like you........anyone can write something on there......it doesn't make it correct.............I bet you refer to Wikipedia as fact as welll......

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 2:39pm
  • wow nobody on here can read humor or sarcasm............

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 2:11pm
  • Whole new level of fat kid

    Submitted by dfws on Aug 29, 11 at 9:22am
  • I just spent the last ten minutes laughing my ass off! Thanks you crazy bastards.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 12:26pm
  • liking corn dogs and fried chicken makes me a redneck???? last time I checked I was upper middle class......

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 1:54pm
  • I got in a corndog fight over a knife once.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 1:37pm
  • Eh. As far as 'reasons for a knife fight' go, a corndog isn't too bad. Hell, better than most.

    Submitted by Epimetheus on May 27, 10 at 9:30pm
  • Selective reading I see. I have a job, health insurance, I have never received federal aide of any kind. The last time I took money from any sort of government entity was when I got a state based scholarship for school. Sorry to shit on your dreams, but my "Lower middle class" family is making ends meat and paying for all the same things your Amurrcan ass is.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 2:34pm
  • u must b fat

    Submitted by drunkhobo on Jul 28, 10 at 9:58am
  • I have a job, a good job, I never said what tax bracket i fit into i don't think. I have health insurance provided to me by said job, and a sense of FUCKING HUMOR... thank you though, for proving what I said, you elitist piece of shit

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 2:23pm
  • wow, now this is interesting. who knew that the world was full of such imbeciles? getting in racist, social class fights. . . it just goes to show that people will let their idiocy shine through whenever the opportunity arises. at least i was entertained. . . though mildly disturbed that our world is going to hell, then i realized that the world is hell and started laughing again. way to go!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 3:51pm
  • Because corn dogs are serious business.

    Submitted by wubbazugg on Aug 14, 11 at 10:10pm
  • Dogs and corn hate love

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 2:58am