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  • 60 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 15, 09 at 9:15am

    Heh this is me too. It's talking about those people who get tipsy really fast because they have no alcohol tolerance and then feel like they can take on the world. Like, depending on various factors (type of alcohol, how hydrated I am, how much I've eaten) an average of 3 drinks has me hyper and somewhat bossy as hell. Maybe that explains it?

  • 62 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 15, 09 at 9:16am

    11:52, sorry i hurt your feelings. my sincerest apologies. love, 9:57

  • 56 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 15, 09 at 12:09pm

    hey, love girls who are lightweights ... respect

  • 46 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 1:48pm

    to all you bitching about how your text don't show up, clearly you're not as funny as you think get over yourselves

  • 52 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 1:08am

    12:09. i fukn bet. date rapist.

  • 55 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 15, 09 at 11:40am

    and mine are so much better then this!

  • 55 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 15, 09 at 10:47am

    this makes it on the site but my texts dont..............

  • 53 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 9:57pm

    ya'll are stupid. i don't want to bother explaining what this text says because i have better things to do. go back to school and learn how to read. k peace.

  • 51 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 6:07pm

    plz tell me it was at the blink 182 concert last night....

  • 53 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 15, 09 at 6:18am

    not worthy of recognition by this sight. TFLN....you disappoint me

  • 56 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 8:51pm

    okay so she was walking around with a buzz.. but are they trying to say that she shouldn't have been? was she faking it cause she's actually not a light weight? cause otherwise.. what does it matter if she had a buzz?

  • 51 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 6:36pm

    what on earth is being said here?

  • 49 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 2:06am

    this text is very good I must say those who don't get this are slightly stupid, english is not my first language and I can still appreciate the formulation

  • 60 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 11:52pm

    um...to 9:57 - you just wasted more time feeling all high and mighty by criticizing while making yourself look like an ass hole, than you would have by giving a simple explanation to those who don't understand.

  • 57 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 8:20pm

    it's an eloquent description of that air of invincibility that buzzed people walk around with.

  • 50 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 7:00pm

    I honestly can't figure out what is being said here either.. and the majority of the votes saying "Good night" just confuses me more..

  • 52 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 15, 09 at 1:44am

    That is so me. I walk with madd authority when I have two beers. then I can't walk actually.

  • 50 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 5:39am

    I gave you a thumbs up for finding a way to say "muthabitches" 5:04

  • 46 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 5:42am

    Also 8:15 she was walking around with a buzz because she drank two beers BEing a lightweight those beers gave her said buzz math :D

  • 46 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 6:43pm

    she really has no confidence..until she drinks two beers. so treat her accordingly.... which would be dunking her head in the toilet as you fuck her in her ass

  • 41 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 15, 09 at 10:55am

    my texts dont show up either.