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  • hey, love girls who are lightweights ... respect

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 15, 09 at 12:09pm
  • 11:52, sorry i hurt your feelings. my sincerest apologies. love, 9:57

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 15, 09 at 9:16am
  • 12:09. i fukn bet. date rapist.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 1:08am
  • Also 8:15 she was walking around with a buzz because she drank two beers BEing a lightweight those beers gave her said buzz math :D

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 5:42am
  • I gave you a thumbs up for finding a way to say "muthabitches" 5:04

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 5:39am
  • it's an eloquent description of that air of invincibility that buzzed people walk around with.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 8:20pm
  • to all you bitching about how your text don't show up, clearly you're not as funny as you think get over yourselves

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 1:48pm
  • Heh this is me too. It's talking about those people who get tipsy really fast because they have no alcohol tolerance and then feel like they can take on the world. Like, depending on various factors (type of alcohol, how hydrated I am, how much I've eaten) an average of 3 drinks has me hyper and somewhat bossy as hell. Maybe that explains it?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 15, 09 at 9:15am
  • plz tell me it was at the blink 182 concert last night....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 6:07pm
  • this makes it on the site but my texts dont..............

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 15, 09 at 10:47am
  • and mine are so much better then this!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 15, 09 at 11:40am
  • ya'll are stupid. i don't want to bother explaining what this text says because i have better things to do. go back to school and learn how to read. k peace.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 9:57pm
  • okay so she was walking around with a buzz.. but are they trying to say that she shouldn't have been? was she faking it cause she's actually not a light weight? cause otherwise.. what does it matter if she had a buzz?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 8:51pm
  • That is so me. I walk with madd authority when I have two beers. then I can't walk actually.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 15, 09 at 1:44am
  • what on earth is being said here?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 6:36pm
  • not worthy of recognition by this sight. TFLN....you disappoint me

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 15, 09 at 6:18am
  • um...to 9:57 - you just wasted more time feeling all high and mighty by criticizing while making yourself look like an ass hole, than you would have by giving a simple explanation to those who don't understand.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 11:52pm
  • I honestly can't figure out what is being said here either.. and the majority of the votes saying "Good night" just confuses me more..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 7:00pm
  • this text is very good I must say those who don't get this are slightly stupid, english is not my first language and I can still appreciate the formulation

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 2:06am
  • she really has no confidence..until she drinks two beers. so treat her accordingly.... which would be dunking her head in the toilet as you fuck her in her ass

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 6:43pm
  • my texts dont show up either.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 15, 09 at 10:55am