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(408): View more from California

I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.

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(773): View more from Illinois

grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!

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(818): View more from California

he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror

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(305): View more from Florida

God, you're like boner-b-gone

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry

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(260): View more from Indiana

I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie

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(973): View more from New Jersey

So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it

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