How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
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^^ or it could be an awkward conversation?
you dumb asses it has nothing to do with herpes. tropical fruit reactions is related to a latex allergy.
sorry 2:32, i have to go with 3:32 on this one...
I guess anaphylactic shock sort of ruins the blow job ...
actually guys, this can happen if you have a allergy and your girl has eaten something youre allergic to. Happened to my boyfriend & I. Hes allergic to peanuts, I ate something that had "processed in a plant that has peanuts bla bla bla". We did our thing and he ended up with an allergic reaction. I've stayed away from anything that could have peanuts in it or in the same processing plant.
It was horrid
Just say it exactly like that. Then let us all know what she says back. Thanks.
11:19 he's probably allergic to mangos.. jesus.
Say it with words, champ
My IQ drops every time I read this chain. If I get any dumber I'll start responsing IN UPPER CASE ONLY
Well since its a married couple, he shouldn't have any problem asking her.
1:21 could've been an honest mistake since "S" and "D" are next to each other on the keyboard lol
12:46, it's already time for you to start using all caps.... the word is "responding"
that can happen from a girl eating a mango? damn, crazy shit
Im actually thinking that he might have had sex with a random girl who speaks a different language from him (most likely Spanish), and hes getting a friend who knows that languages to translate "have you eaten a mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction" into the girl's language for him so he can ask the girl. Thats probably why he said "how do I say..." instead of telling her that exact sentence.
Yeah allergic reaction? I think they call the herpes.
i dated a guy who is allergic to all types of melon (watermelon, cantalope, honeydew, etc), and he found out the hard way that if a girl eats some refreshing delicious melon and then goes down on him......ooooof. not good.