You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
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I remember MY first beer....
"holy zombie jesus!!"\n-professor hubert j. farnsworth
Wow you were THAT drunk
Jesus brought Lazarus back to life first dumbass
Haha sounds like something I would say, but not to strangers
I think someone needs a nipple for that beer...
There's such thing as Easter color?
Jesus is the OZ original zombie