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  • Submitted by heyoh on Apr 8, 10 at 11:05am

    I come up to guys at bars, but I say "I want you to pleasure me tonight" instead. Seems to work.

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      Submitted by beccaberry28 on Apr 8, 10 at 2:30pm

      i say that too, but i make them buy me at least one drink after i say it

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    Submitted by thehulk718 on Apr 8, 10 at 11:27am

    And then you JIZZED IN YOUR PANTS!

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    Submitted by golfguy182 on Apr 8, 10 at 11:15am

    And then you woke up with wet sheets...

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    Submitted by JERSEYBOY908 on Apr 8, 10 at 11:06am

    sounds like a sweet deal to me, sucks it was only a dream tho :/

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    Submitted by lovelyguns on Apr 9, 10 at 12:07am

    And it. Was. A dream.

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    Submitted by BigBear13F on Apr 8, 10 at 3:20pm

    Epic dream

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    Submitted by maynard on Apr 8, 10 at 11:15am

    Keep dreaming. Most girls go to dance. There's the occasional dirty skank you can hook up with though.

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    Submitted by leahhhhh on Apr 8, 10 at 11:09am

    I had a dream last night that I met Conan O'Brien.

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    Submitted by wildcat2010 on Apr 8, 10 at 11:08am

    Stupid

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    Submitted by cfreymarc on Apr 8, 10 at 12:17pm

    Just need to go to any club in eastern Europe.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 8, 10 at 4:58pm

    Truily is a beautiful dream!

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    Submitted by huggy8990 on Apr 9, 10 at 12:27am

    Damn must have been a good dream

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    Submitted by maskedman on Apr 9, 10 at 4:42am

    This guy is like the Martin Luther King Jr. of clubhoppers. \n@ heyoh what you do is not perfect but it is a pretty great start. You're a revolutionary.

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    Submitted by knuckles on Apr 8, 10 at 11:17am

    Good dream but to make it a reality go anywhere in Florida a talk with a New York accent and it happens. Trust

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    Submitted by christina23 on Apr 8, 10 at 9:16pm

    I'm gonna try that

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    Submitted by 2144571774 on Apr 9, 10 at 4:20pm

    It's called Taiwan!

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    Submitted by bbygurl92 on Nov 15, 10 at 12:15am

    ... This is from my town and that was no dream big boy(; ... This is how it should work if you ask me!