So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
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I come up to guys at bars, but I say "I want you to pleasure me tonight" instead. Seems to work.
i say that too, but i make them buy me at least one drink after i say it
And then you JIZZED IN YOUR PANTS!
And then you woke up with wet sheets...
sounds like a sweet deal to me, sucks it was only a dream tho :/
I had a dream last night that I met Conan O'Brien.
And it. Was. A dream.
Keep dreaming. Most girls go to dance. There's the occasional dirty skank you can hook up with though.
Truily is a beautiful dream!
Just need to go to any club in eastern Europe.
This guy is like the Martin Luther King Jr. of clubhoppers. \n@ heyoh what you do is not perfect but it is a pretty great start. You're a revolutionary.
Good dream but to make it a reality go anywhere in Florida a talk with a New York accent and it happens. Trust
Damn must have been a good dream
I'm gonna try that
It's called Taiwan!
... This is from my town and that was no dream big boy(; ... This is how it should work if you ask me!