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  • If you want to get great service while you're there, be sure to order enough for the doctors and nurses.

    Submitted by Herschel on Mar 31, 10 at 8:24pm
  • 360 represent. Olympia :D.

    Submitted by lemonjuice on Mar 31, 10 at 6:58pm
  • My Sisters Keeper :(

    Submitted by noconcern on Mar 31, 10 at 9:39pm
  • In Soviet Russia, pizza orders you while in ER after Chernobyl

    Submitted by creap on Apr 1, 10 at 1:27am
  • The wait is so long you might as well

    Submitted by whatchaknow on Apr 1, 10 at 11:01am
  • yes, ill take a number 3 extra cheese please

    Submitted by JERSEYBOY908 on Mar 31, 10 at 5:04pm
  • shit

    Submitted by BigFuckinDaddy on Mar 31, 10 at 5:28pm
  • been there, done that!

    Submitted by milee on Mar 31, 10 at 5:44pm
  • Cypher83- my family ordered me pizza when I was in the hospital after getting hit by a drunk driver. Guess that makes us stupid people? Hope I never have to go to the hospital you work at. Btw you are so cool for knowing what aspirate means.

    Submitted by ghghghghghgh on Apr 1, 10 at 5:00am
  • I work at a hospital and we do it all the time.. :)

    Submitted by shesohott09 on Mar 31, 10 at 7:01pm
  • im curious as to the rest of this "story"

    Submitted by vinogirl on Mar 31, 10 at 6:27pm
  • We're, not were!

    Submitted by neednormalwoman on Mar 31, 10 at 5:24pm
  • I work in a hospital er and it is stupid people like this who waste our time when other people have to wait in the waiting room who are truly sick and need our help. I hope you aspirate on a piece of pepperoni, your fingers are too greasy to push the call button for help, and it slips through your fingers and onto the floor just barely out of reach. Also if you don't know what aspirate means, look it up.

    Submitted by cypher83 on Mar 31, 10 at 6:40pm
    • Oh don't worry, I know what an ass pirate means. ;)

      Submitted by Virgin4Lyfe on Mar 31, 10 at 8:40pm
    • I'm going to have to call your bluff. I'm an ER nurse and I know that everyone that I work with will say that comedy is what gets them through their job. I've seen people try to be up tight like this. They don't usually last very long because they haven't created a mechanism to deal with the stress. And really I've personally ordered pizza to the ER.

      Submitted by zrhcrx on Mar 31, 10 at 11:46pm
    • I'm sorry to offend you, but I was one of those people that ordered that pizza. We did it because it was 1 am, our friend was in the ER and we had been waiting 3 hours for him to get out. So pardon me if we got hungry and didn't want to leave him alone at the hospital. By the way, that text was sent to our friend in the ER because we knew that he had a sense of humor.

      Submitted by Lorelai on Apr 1, 10 at 11:08pm
    • I would also like to point out that I was the person in the hospital. I was vomiting blood for several hours and nothing could have made me feel better than walking out to all of my closest friends waiting for me. They waited for 5 hours. People get hungry. Dick.

      Submitted by ConquererParadoX on Apr 7, 10 at 7:24pm
      • Hey, you do have great friends :) Hope you are better...

        Submitted by cara17 on Apr 14, 10 at 6:41am
  • I love how there are these English teachers\nOn here! It's a freakin text it's not supposed\nTo be grammatically correct!

    Submitted by urmysatellite93 on Mar 31, 10 at 8:12pm
  • This is embarrassing tfln...come on

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 31, 10 at 11:34pm
  • This is STUPID!!! TFLN you suck!!!

    Submitted by cammiejo on Mar 31, 10 at 9:29pm
  • Pizza pizza pizza!

    Submitted by sexyupsguy on Apr 1, 10 at 1:04am