i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
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You could've just dropped the whole,"I have a vagina" bomb if you are decent looking. It would've been more honest and just as effective. \n\nLadies, prostitution is the oldest profession ever. Guys are always paying for sex, so it not hard to get them to have sex with you for free.
ladies pay attention to the number of positive votes this got....and never complain about guys being hard to figure out again
What is so wrong with you that you need a gimmick? "Hey, wanna do it?" is all I've ever needed.
stop being a bunch of debbie fuckin downers. i bet this chick has recently discovered a male whom she is interested in having sex with AT SOME POINT but for now is content with the fact that he is day dreaming about doing her in crazy yoga positions. all girls do this. all girls say and do things purely for sexual attention, this doesn't mean they can't get any otherwise. this isn't new. Jesus!
No this seriously works. Yoga is the best thing for your sex life. Crazy moves, no injuries, men beg for more.
Massage Therapist works as well. I don't need a gimmick for them to sleep with me...it's just a lot more fun to fuck with their heads beforehand.
great idea, but somehow cruel at the same time...
I like trains
Yoga or aerobics, both work the same.
You got game girl!!
... Bartender works well too. ;) :)
6:42\nFriends With Benefits, No Strings Attached
Haha so ugly she has to be able to cover her face with her feet
haha you're so inexperienced you have no idea what yoga does for your sex life
537- what???? Fwb nsa??
Friends With Benefits - No Strings Attached (pure f*ck buddies)
I love a line with a guarantee...
I had a regular fwb nsa with a 43 yo yaga instructor, best sex ever wish I didn't move away
Since when is it hard to get guys to sleep with you? Must be fat, ugly or crazy. No scratch crazy cause guys will hit that all day as long as there is an escape plan.
when dealing with crazy, make sure you fuck her and leave. right away. like, fuck her, get dressed, and GTFO right away.
I like trains
I think they know what yoga is...raleighwood h0e
It also makes 14 year old boys want to sleep with you. Along with most other things you could say.
No. You are a tramp.
I have a penis! Any girls wanna ride it?
you teach yoga? can i give you my number?
I like airplanes.
In soviet russia, u roofie yoga teacher
You people who do these soviet russia jokes are seriously pathetic.
It can't be hard. I will Fuck the shit out of you.
You have a vagina, what more do you need you ugly fuck?
for fucks sake, you're female, you dont need a line to get a guy to fuck you!
Buch of virgins.
its texts from last night what did you expect
Stupid... Then he finds out you lied halfway through and kicks you out for the threesome he had after...
What a sloppy whore
Hey, 5:31, soviet russia is cooler than you will ever be, so suck one!
people know what yoga is in north carolina??
5:33...really? This soviet russia crap has got to stop!