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  • 96 68
    Submitted by JERSEYBOY908 on Apr 6, 10 at 6:17pm

    people who comment saying "first" are dumb

  • 73 54
    Submitted by gutsout on Apr 6, 10 at 10:02pm

    No. It looks smaller because it is.

  • 67 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 6, 10 at 8:09pm

    Get over it your penis is fucking small

  • 65 57
    Submitted by assassin on Apr 7, 10 at 12:16am

    Who knows? He might be a grow-er, not a show-er.

  • 71 72
    Submitted by baseballer44 on Apr 6, 10 at 10:52pm

    dad?

  • 65 76
    Submitted by buberto on Apr 6, 10 at 8:39pm

    Pencil dick.

  • 64 75
    Submitted by doctorhobo on Apr 7, 10 at 4:31am

    People who comment "people who comment 'people who comment *people who comment that they're first are dumb* are dumb' are dumb" are smart.

  • 58 67
    Submitted by foshooo on Apr 6, 10 at 10:16pm

    Fuck yeah 218

    • 59 57
      Submitted by yey on Apr 7, 10 at 1:21am

      :D !!

  • 61 74
    Submitted by jmart9228 on Apr 6, 10 at 8:10pm

    Ah classic case of denial

  • 60 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 6, 10 at 6:13pm

    CUTE LITTLE BABY PENIS!!!

  • 51 68
    Submitted by toots1 on Apr 7, 10 at 1:14pm

    12:16 - that's what guys who are small say

  • 50 67
    Submitted by NYSE on Apr 7, 10 at 8:50am

    Sorry, people choke on small objects.

  • 51 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 7, 10 at 1:27am

    People who comment saying, "people who comment saying "first" are dumb," are dumb.

  • 63 96
    Submitted by xxxlogan on Apr 6, 10 at 6:33pm

    Shut up u little jerseyboy cocksucker

  • 57 85
    Submitted by caam1991 on Apr 7, 10 at 4:21am

    aslong as you can use the thing. Who the fuck cares

  • Submitted by xxxlogan on Apr 6, 10 at 6:10pm

    Second!!

  • 51 79
    Submitted by adanrott on Apr 7, 10 at 2:18am

    People who comment saying "people who comment saying "people who comment saying "first" are dumb" are dumb" are dumb.

    • 52 65
      Submitted by Hahnsolo625 on Apr 8, 10 at 11:18am

      This was funnier than the text

  • 52 83
    Submitted by jigboi2 on Apr 6, 10 at 6:10pm

    First!!!

  • 49 80
    Submitted by BSander88 on Apr 7, 10 at 12:06pm

    assassin, Grower and shower are words...no need for the hyphens...

  • 31 46
    Submitted by hottie1 on Sep 11, 10 at 11:13pm

    call me then! ;)