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  • 93 66
    Submitted by JERSEYBOY908 on Apr 6, 10 at 6:17pm

    people who comment saying "first" are dumb

  • 70 53
    Submitted by gutsout on Apr 6, 10 at 10:02pm

    No. It looks smaller because it is.

  • 64 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 6, 10 at 8:09pm

    Get over it your penis is fucking small

  • 62 56
    Submitted by assassin on Apr 7, 10 at 12:16am

    Who knows? He might be a grow-er, not a show-er.

  • 68 69
    Submitted by baseballer44 on Apr 6, 10 at 10:52pm

    dad?

  • 63 74
    Submitted by buberto on Apr 6, 10 at 8:39pm

    Pencil dick.

  • 61 74
    Submitted by doctorhobo on Apr 7, 10 at 4:31am

    People who comment "people who comment 'people who comment *people who comment that they're first are dumb* are dumb' are dumb" are smart.

  • 55 66
    Submitted by foshooo on Apr 6, 10 at 10:16pm

    Fuck yeah 218

    • 58 54
      Submitted by yey on Apr 7, 10 at 1:21am

      :D !!

  • 58 73
    Submitted by jmart9228 on Apr 6, 10 at 8:10pm

    Ah classic case of denial

  • 58 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 6, 10 at 6:13pm

    CUTE LITTLE BABY PENIS!!!

  • 49 65
    Submitted by toots1 on Apr 7, 10 at 1:14pm

    12:16 - that's what guys who are small say

  • 48 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 7, 10 at 1:27am

    People who comment saying, "people who comment saying "first" are dumb," are dumb.

  • 61 93
    Submitted by xxxlogan on Apr 6, 10 at 6:33pm

    Shut up u little jerseyboy cocksucker

  • 46 64
    Submitted by NYSE on Apr 7, 10 at 8:50am

    Sorry, people choke on small objects.

  • 55 82
    Submitted by caam1991 on Apr 7, 10 at 4:21am

    aslong as you can use the thing. Who the fuck cares

  • Submitted by xxxlogan on Apr 6, 10 at 6:10pm

    Second!!

  • 50 80
    Submitted by jigboi2 on Apr 6, 10 at 6:10pm

    First!!!

  • 48 77
    Submitted by adanrott on Apr 7, 10 at 2:18am

    People who comment saying "people who comment saying "people who comment saying "first" are dumb" are dumb" are dumb.

    • 50 62
      Submitted by Hahnsolo625 on Apr 8, 10 at 11:18am

      This was funnier than the text

  • 29 43
    Submitted by hottie1 on Sep 11, 10 at 11:13pm

    call me then! ;)

  • 46 78
    Submitted by BSander88 on Apr 7, 10 at 12:06pm

    assassin, Grower and shower are words...no need for the hyphens...