Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
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Whooo for the 509! Too bad it's lame...
Most phones have an auto spellcheck on phones so it's not hard to send perfect texts while drunk.
how did this get on here,\nthis one is just sad. How come you haven't pushed him in the pool yet
Go go double fist...
This isn't funny.
509! wooo! lol
I think this came from someone at my birthday party...
Fuck off Louboutinlvr. Auto-text doesn't correct slow brain function, sentence and grammar errors dipshit. If your shitfaced your not going to have complete and coherant sentences. Fuck you!
For you, apparently, the slow brain function and grammar errors are an issue even if you're *not* shit-faced.
Pretty coherant texting for being shitfaced, you douche.