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  • 67 21
    Submitted by maskedman on Mar 16, 10 at 6:11pm
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    Women are always yelling my name out it bed. Unfortunately, it's usually preceded by,"get the hell off of me."

  • 55 17
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 16, 10 at 5:32pm
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    Give it to me hard Sheldon!

  • 38 17
    Submitted by ButtBuddy on Mar 17, 10 at 4:37am
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    Herbert would be pretty bad.... Or Nicholas..... Or Frank... God, Frank is just an awful, awful name. You just want your kid to be ugly if you name him Frank.

    • 17 20
      Submitted by sinistar on Mar 17, 10 at 8:11am
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      I did a nicholas once.. yeah saying 'Nick' in bed somehow doesn't feel or sound sexy.

  • 32 19
    Submitted by barless on Mar 17, 10 at 4:40am
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    Was his name Dick?

  • 25 9
    Submitted by Herschel on Mar 16, 10 at 5:06pm
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    Damn. Guess that means you'll have to break it off.

  • 26 17
    Submitted by yummynuts69 on Apr 9, 10 at 12:56am
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    DEL GRRRRRROOOOOOOOOSSO!!!!

  • 22 11
    Submitted by iamtrey on Mar 18, 10 at 5:42pm
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    Mordecai

  • 30 29
    Submitted by masta1080 on Mar 16, 10 at 8:01pm
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    his name was daddy

  • 26 23
    Submitted by bill_bixbee on Mar 16, 10 at 5:56pm
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    Jesus!

  • 22 17
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 16, 10 at 9:48pm
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    I thought 6:11 was best

  • 23 21
    Submitted by sinistar on Mar 17, 10 at 8:12am
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    I know a guy called Lindsay. 'Fuck me, Lindsay!' just sounds wrong.

  • 23 22
    Submitted by maskedman on Mar 17, 10 at 1:27am
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    Thanks Anonymous. I thought "give it to me hard Sheldon" was pretty funny too

  • 20 19
    Submitted by OceanLife on Mar 16, 10 at 5:10pm
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    Well then that's a deal breaker

  • 18 17
    Submitted by dizliz on Mar 20, 10 at 1:21am
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    @ButtBuddy: u think Herbert is bad?? Try Klebert. Ugh. Horrible. I just stuck to faking my moans cuz he wasn't that great anyway.

  • 23 29
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 16, 10 at 8:32pm
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    In soviet Russia name yells out you!

  • 21 28
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 16, 10 at 8:14pm
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    I like trains

  • 16 21
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 16, 10 at 9:25pm
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    5:32 is the best!

  • 20 29
    Submitted by tommymeade5 on Mar 16, 10 at 7:55pm
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    Well Wat was the name don't just leave us hangin

  • 16 30
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 17, 10 at 2:10am
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    Hahahahah was his name.....kddoucjzbse??

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