Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
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Looks like somebody just lost a friend.
am i the only one who thinks this is from a girl?
Drug dealers don't understand that we don't wantto be friends. We call for drugs. End of story
So I can't be your source of income AND orgasims AND the one to bail you out if you get caught? WTF?
I'm 25. My third wife isn't even born yet. Piss
Best of three worlds?
It could so work though, haha works for mee(:
Sounds like my future ex wife lol
Haha totally sounds like me and my drugdealer!!
Nothing personal. Just business. Haha.
Idk about you losers but I'm friends with my drug dealer. Because of this he often gives me more weed than I payed for AND smokes me out every time.
Yes you can just stop being jelous, when she comes over, sell her the drugs first then fuck her, you get laid and get paid
Feel your pain, being friends with your dealer sux!
What happens after this relationship breaks up? No more drugs OR sex OR someone to vent to because of the first two?
Ohh but yes you can. Just lemme show you how :)
I am jerkin off rite now
Sounds like a vulnerable/ desperate whore who gets paid for drugs but then gives out bonuses by putting out! Typical American whore!!!!
I'm a girl and I fucking wish my drug dealer/fuck buddy/friend would be down with it. it's like he wrote this.....pussy
Why the hell not?
I get my shit
Aw... what a stick in the mud. And who says that this text was written by a woman? LOL There are some VERY naughty boys out there. >:D
Sufrrgrll can give a killer bj
Styx. Nice... Nice.
A little of me died when I read this.
ROFL poor guy\\gal
You must be trash with no future then! lol
Sounds like a typical desperate American whore!!
Seriously I don't give discounts to either category