woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
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The Ulitimate Wet Willy.
Everytime i read this one i Laugh
It could have been up your ass. Or your nose. Be thankful!
Don't hate the booze... it wasn't the booze's fault! Won't someone please think of the booze?
Swallow or it's going in you ear!
You may have literally been skull fucked.
Ear sex: making kids go deaf everywhere!
Aaahahahahahahaha!!!!! I haven't laughed this hard over a tfln in a long time! And to those of you who are spouting "skank," "slut," and the like: Shut it! This is funny stuff!
It WAS the booze's fault you dumbass
Could have been in ur mouth gross
once you go black, you go deaf.
If it's in your ear--yur doin it rong...
Well at least he used a condom...it protects you from hearing AIDS:)
That is legendary... Betta than cum in ur eye... Nw tht burns!!
be thankful it wasn't shoved somewhere else
They put a dick in your ear so they could fuck with your mind and you didn't even hear them coming.
OMG! Is that u Alex?
Wanted you to hear him cum......... Fucking skanks....
In Soviet Russia, alcohol hates you!