My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
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Ask him if he will accept pussy as a form of payment or would u still have to cough up the greenbacks.
the only logical thing to do is fuck for drugs
Ugh I hate when that happens.I don't call you cause I like you,I call you cause I want drugs.this is professional
He better take u somewhere nice. You know he's got the$$!
the first thing you do is read a dictionary.
Never dip your pen in the company ink! Whatta stupid dealer.
Drug dealer need love as well but you haveseveral options say no find a new dealer say yes shag him find a new dealer option c transaction of sex for drugs ... So your call
Free drugs? Mehh. Least he's self employed
Bj for drugs? That should be easy for most hoes.
If he's hot? Go for it. Past experience says you'll get super faded before and/or during the date
Oh and then they start calling me
all the time, and whenever I pick up weed it's awkward because they're so persistent(and sometimes too touchy also) then I eventually have to stop getting stuff from them.it's hella annoying sometimes
Who fucking cares 5:16. You have a pussy and you're drug dealer wants to fuck it. He knows you call him for drugs and now he's calling you for something he wants.. Damn. Some girls over think the most simple shit..
No protocol. You've Just become a coke whore.
Accept. Maybe you could have babies together! You know, with fetal alcohol syndrome, addicted to crack. So I'm just saying use protection. Go for it if he's hot.
sooo sick of these "protocol" texts omg
My drug dealer tried that stunt too. Drug dealers are strictly business. Never mix business with pleasure, you'll be sorry in the end.
if he's hot go for it. free drugs
Ahah careful what you say, he's a drug dealer so you never know what he might slip in your drink
Free drugs economics at it's finest
Fuck him for free headies!!
Do IT MAN!!!!!!!
Do it! just do it. if he's sexy do it. he's probs good in bed if he's a sexy drug dealer an because ur datin him there is no limit on ur drug use. trust me honey almost every boyfriend ive had was a drug dealer not on purpose just happened. but ill tell u its very nice :) as long as he doesnt have guns.
This seriously almost made me piss my pants. hahahaha.
You're all on drugs. But, anywho, nobody buys from a "drug dealer". If you buy, it's just your dealer. Duh. Grow up from middle school then talk to me.
535 how the he'l is that over thinking? If he was cute I just might let him fuck me.but they usually aren't.it has nothing to do with the fact that he's a drug dealer that I don't want him.
Well, since you cannot spell, you have nothing to live for really so go ahead and procreate with a wastrel...your kids will be born more retarded than you so eventually after your retarded kids have even more retarded kids and so forth you come out looking like a rocket scientist.
I was hoping this would turn into a thread
Correction "how the hell"
Now we have texts from broward and miami-dade...we just need some from palm beach
Uhhh... don't mix biz
depends on what kind of drugs he's selling.
first bitches! 510
Hayyliz is obviously a crack whore, possibly an extreme addict. Take her advice? I think not. If you're doing drugs in the first place you are a dumb hoe.
Yes = free weed.