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  • Submitted by tazdevilny on Apr 2, 10 at 3:47pm

    Ask him if he will accept pussy as a form of payment or would u still have to cough up the greenbacks.

  • Submitted by heyoh on Apr 2, 10 at 3:47pm

    the only logical thing to do is fuck for drugs

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 2, 10 at 5:16pm

    Ugh I hate when that happens.I don't call you cause I like you,I call you cause I want drugs.this is professional

  • 93 77
    Submitted by youfuckedup on Apr 2, 10 at 7:08pm


  • 81 62
    Submitted by menda on Apr 2, 10 at 3:51pm

    He better take u somewhere nice. You know he's got the$$!

  • 84 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 2, 10 at 8:06pm

    the first thing you do is read a dictionary.

  • 76 72
    Submitted by kateroge90 on Apr 3, 10 at 4:35pm

    Never dip your pen in the company ink! Whatta stupid dealer.

  • 71 74
    Submitted by aynrand26 on Apr 2, 10 at 11:00pm

    Bj for drugs? That should be easy for most hoes.

  • Submitted by lemonjuice on Apr 2, 10 at 3:48pm

    Free drugs? Mehh. Least he's self employed

  • 70 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 2, 10 at 5:35pm

    Who fucking cares 5:16. You have a pussy and you're drug dealer wants to fuck it. He knows you call him for drugs and now he's calling you for something he wants.. Damn. Some girls over think the most simple shit..

  • 66 75
    Submitted by heyydanielle on Apr 2, 10 at 4:53pm

    If he's hot? Go for it. Past experience says you'll get super faded before and/or during the date

  • 57 58
    Submitted by blaqvalentine on Apr 3, 10 at 12:05am

    Drug dealer need love as well but you haveseveral options say no find a new dealer say yes shag him find a new dealer option c transaction of sex for drugs ... So your call

  • 59 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 2, 10 at 8:50pm

    Oh and then they start calling me all the time, and whenever I pick up weed it's awkward because they're so persistent(and sometimes too touchy also) then I eventually have to stop getting stuff from's hella annoying sometimes

  • 66 78
    Submitted by cam792 on Apr 2, 10 at 10:36pm

    Free drugs

  • 64 75
    Submitted by buberto on Apr 3, 10 at 12:46am

    No protocol. You've Just become a coke whore.

  • 57 63
    Submitted by yankees28 on Apr 4, 10 at 6:16am

    free weed!

  • 68 87
    Submitted by Garner on Apr 2, 10 at 3:55pm

    Accept. Maybe you could have babies together! You know, with fetal alcohol syndrome, addicted to crack. So I'm just saying use protection. Go for it if he's hot.

  • 68 91
    Submitted by ravishingrose on Apr 2, 10 at 9:55pm

    Ahah careful what you say, he's a drug dealer so you never know what he might slip in your drink 

  • 55 66
    Submitted by StellarEclipse on Apr 3, 10 at 3:33pm

    My drug dealer tried that stunt too. Drug dealers are strictly business. Never mix business with pleasure, you'll be sorry in the end.

  • 62 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 2, 10 at 5:52pm

    if he's hot go for it. free drugs

  • 62 82
    Submitted by kkc316 on Apr 2, 10 at 9:26pm

    sooo sick of these "protocol" texts omg

  • 58 75
    Submitted by laxitup0022 on Apr 3, 10 at 7:55pm

    Say yes

  • 54 68
    Submitted by headshot352 on Apr 2, 10 at 3:47pm

    Do it.

  • 56 73
    Submitted by on3smartcooki3 on Apr 3, 10 at 1:23pm

    Free drugs economics at it's finest

  • 54 74
    Submitted by hooty88 on Dec 28, 10 at 3:51pm

    Fuck him for free headies!!

  • 58 86
    Submitted by EvAq on Apr 2, 10 at 8:43pm

    Do IT MAN!!!!!!!

  • 59 90
    Submitted by butsecks on Apr 2, 10 at 5:16pm

    I was hoping this would turn into a thread

  • 54 81
    Submitted by hayyllzz on Apr 3, 10 at 11:58am

    Do it! just do it. if he's sexy do it. he's probs good in bed if he's a sexy drug dealer an because ur datin him there is no limit on ur drug use. trust me honey almost every boyfriend ive had was a drug dealer not on purpose just happened. but ill tell u its very nice :) as long as he doesnt have guns.

    • 45 61
      Submitted by greenbumho on Apr 5, 10 at 11:48pm

      This seriously almost made me piss my pants. hahahaha.

  • 57 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 2, 10 at 8:59pm

    Correction "how the hell"

  • Submitted by fairbrook on Apr 2, 10 at 4:12pm

    Well, since you cannot spell, you have nothing to live for really so go ahead and procreate with a wastrel...your kids will be born more retarded than you so eventually after your retarded kids have even more retarded kids and so forth you come out looking like a rocket scientist.

  • 44 65
    Submitted by CrazyManNo9 on Oct 26, 11 at 12:42am

    You're all on drugs. But, anywho, nobody buys from a "drug dealer". If you buy, it's just your dealer. Duh. Grow up from middle school then talk to me.

  • 51 79
    Submitted by bustedXLR8R on Apr 2, 10 at 3:48pm


  • 48 80
    Submitted by IDOL on Apr 3, 10 at 6:21pm

    Now we have texts from broward and miami-dade...we just need some from palm beach

  • 46 76
    Submitted by lilyfart420 on Apr 3, 10 at 6:07pm

    Uhhh... don't mix biz

  • 55 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 2, 10 at 8:47pm

    535 how the he'l is that over thinking? If he was cute I just might let him fuck me.but they usually aren' has nothing to do with the fact that he's a drug dealer that I don't want him.

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    Submitted by mustardplug420 on Apr 5, 11 at 9:28pm

    depends on what kind of drugs he's selling.

  • Submitted by swarley189 on Apr 2, 10 at 3:47pm

    first bitches! 510

  • 44 82
    Submitted by brittanyjo on Apr 4, 10 at 2:42am

    Hayyliz is obviously a crack whore, possibly an extreme addict. Take her advice? I think not. If you're doing drugs in the first place you are a dumb hoe.

  • 40 76
    Submitted by caisey656 on Apr 3, 10 at 3:56am

    Me toooooo

  • 41 84
    Submitted by ThatsBombBro on Apr 8, 10 at 11:25am

    Yes = free weed.

  • 37 79
    Submitted by 11:11 on Apr 2, 10 at 11:59pm

    Repeat. Lame.