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  • Ask him if he will accept pussy as a form of payment or would u still have to cough up the greenbacks.

    Submitted by tazdevilny on Apr 2, 10 at 3:47pm
  • the only logical thing to do is fuck for drugs

    Submitted by heyoh on Apr 2, 10 at 3:47pm
  • *protocol.

    Submitted by youfuckedup on Apr 2, 10 at 7:08pm
  • Ugh I hate when that happens.I don't call you cause I like you,I call you cause I want drugs.this is professional

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 2, 10 at 5:16pm
  • the first thing you do is read a dictionary.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 2, 10 at 8:06pm
  • He better take u somewhere nice. You know he's got the$$!

    Submitted by menda on Apr 2, 10 at 3:51pm
  • Never dip your pen in the company ink! Whatta stupid dealer.

    Submitted by kateroge90 on Apr 3, 10 at 4:35pm
  • Ahah careful what you say, he's a drug dealer so you never know what he might slip in your drink 

    Submitted by ravishingrose on Apr 2, 10 at 9:55pm
  • free weed!

    Submitted by yankees28 on Apr 4, 10 at 6:16am
  • Drug dealer need love as well but you haveseveral options say no find a new dealer say yes shag him find a new dealer option c transaction of sex for drugs ... So your call

    Submitted by blaqvalentine on Apr 3, 10 at 12:05am
  • If he's hot? Go for it. Past experience says you'll get super faded before and/or during the date

    Submitted by heyydanielle on Apr 2, 10 at 4:53pm
  • Free drugs? Mehh. Least he's self employed

    Submitted by lemonjuice on Apr 2, 10 at 3:48pm
  • Who fucking cares 5:16. You have a pussy and you're drug dealer wants to fuck it. He knows you call him for drugs and now he's calling you for something he wants.. Damn. Some girls over think the most simple shit..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 2, 10 at 5:35pm
  • Oh and then they start calling me all the time, and whenever I pick up weed it's awkward because they're so persistent(and sometimes too touchy also) then I eventually have to stop getting stuff from's hella annoying sometimes

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 2, 10 at 8:50pm
  • No protocol. You've Just become a coke whore.

    Submitted by buberto on Apr 3, 10 at 12:46am
  • Bj for drugs? That should be easy for most hoes.

    Submitted by aynrand26 on Apr 2, 10 at 11:00pm
  • Free drugs

    Submitted by cam792 on Apr 2, 10 at 10:36pm
  • Fuck him for free headies!!

    Submitted by hooty88 on Dec 28, 10 at 3:51pm
  • Do it.

    Submitted by headshot352 on Apr 2, 10 at 3:47pm
  • sooo sick of these "protocol" texts omg

    Submitted by kkc316 on Apr 2, 10 at 9:26pm
  • Correction "how the hell"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 2, 10 at 8:59pm
  • Do IT MAN!!!!!!!

    Submitted by EvAq on Apr 2, 10 at 8:43pm
  • Accept. Maybe you could have babies together! You know, with fetal alcohol syndrome, addicted to crack. So I'm just saying use protection. Go for it if he's hot.

    Submitted by Garner on Apr 2, 10 at 3:55pm
  • if he's hot go for it. free drugs

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 2, 10 at 5:52pm
  • My drug dealer tried that stunt too. Drug dealers are strictly business. Never mix business with pleasure, you'll be sorry in the end.

    Submitted by StellarEclipse on Apr 3, 10 at 3:33pm
  • I was hoping this would turn into a thread

    Submitted by butsecks on Apr 2, 10 at 5:16pm
  • Free drugs economics at it's finest

    Submitted by on3smartcooki3 on Apr 3, 10 at 1:23pm
  • Say yes

    Submitted by laxitup0022 on Apr 3, 10 at 7:55pm
  • Do it! just do it. if he's sexy do it. he's probs good in bed if he's a sexy drug dealer an because ur datin him there is no limit on ur drug use. trust me honey almost every boyfriend ive had was a drug dealer not on purpose just happened. but ill tell u its very nice :) as long as he doesnt have guns.

    Submitted by hayyllzz on Apr 3, 10 at 11:58am
  • Well, since you cannot spell, you have nothing to live for really so go ahead and procreate with a wastrel...your kids will be born more retarded than you so eventually after your retarded kids have even more retarded kids and so forth you come out looking like a rocket scientist.

    Submitted by fairbrook on Apr 2, 10 at 4:12pm
  • Uhhh... don't mix biz

    Submitted by lilyfart420 on Apr 3, 10 at 6:07pm
  • You're all on drugs. But, anywho, nobody buys from a "drug dealer". If you buy, it's just your dealer. Duh. Grow up from middle school then talk to me.

    Submitted by CrazyManNo9 on Oct 26, 11 at 12:42am
  • Hayyliz is obviously a crack whore, possibly an extreme addict. Take her advice? I think not. If you're doing drugs in the first place you are a dumb hoe.

    Submitted by brittanyjo on Apr 4, 10 at 2:42am
  • Now we have texts from broward and miami-dade...we just need some from palm beach

    Submitted by IDOL on Apr 3, 10 at 6:21pm
  • depends on what kind of drugs he's selling.

    Submitted by mustardplug420 on Apr 5, 11 at 9:28pm
  • WTF????

    Submitted by bustedXLR8R on Apr 2, 10 at 3:48pm
  • first bitches! 510

    Submitted by swarley189 on Apr 2, 10 at 3:47pm
  • 535 how the he'l is that over thinking? If he was cute I just might let him fuck me.but they usually aren' has nothing to do with the fact that he's a drug dealer that I don't want him.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 2, 10 at 8:47pm
  • Yes = free weed.

    Submitted by ThatsBombBro on Apr 8, 10 at 11:25am
  • Me toooooo

    Submitted by caisey656 on Apr 3, 10 at 3:56am
  • Repeat. Lame.

    Submitted by 11:11 on Apr 2, 10 at 11:59pm
  • My dealer wouldn't front any more coke so I had to send my gf to pick it up. She knew she would have to put out to get him to front it to her but she went. Turned into a regular occurrence and then one night a friend of his was there when she got there and she had to do them both. That turned into a regular thing as well with his friends. Pretty soon she was a full blown coke slut. I was gonna ditch her anyway so didn't mind and I never paid the dude back. I guess they took it out on her pussy.

    Submitted by UrbanLegend on May 7, 17 at 3:30am