My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
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Ask him if he will accept pussy as a form of payment or would u still have to cough up the greenbacks.
the only logical thing to do is fuck for drugs
the first thing you do is read a dictionary.
Ugh I hate when that happens.I don't call you cause I like you,I call you cause I want drugs.this is professional
He better take u somewhere nice. You know he's got the$$!
Never dip your pen in the company ink! Whatta stupid dealer.
Ahah careful what you say, he's a drug dealer so you never know what he might slip in your drink
Drug dealer need love as well but you haveseveral options say no find a new dealer say yes shag him find a new dealer option c transaction of sex for drugs ... So your call
Who fucking cares 5:16. You have a pussy and you're drug dealer wants to fuck it. He knows you call him for drugs and now he's calling you for something he wants.. Damn. Some girls over think the most simple shit..
Free drugs? Mehh. Least he's self employed
If he's hot? Go for it. Past experience says you'll get super faded before and/or during the date
Oh and then they start calling me
all the time, and whenever I pick up weed it's awkward because they're so persistent(and sometimes too touchy also) then I eventually have to stop getting stuff from them.it's hella annoying sometimes
No protocol. You've Just become a coke whore.
Bj for drugs? That should be easy for most hoes.
Fuck him for free headies!!
sooo sick of these "protocol" texts omg
Correction "how the hell"
Do IT MAN!!!!!!!
Accept. Maybe you could have babies together! You know, with fetal alcohol syndrome, addicted to crack. So I'm just saying use protection. Go for it if he's hot.
if he's hot go for it. free drugs
My drug dealer tried that stunt too. Drug dealers are strictly business. Never mix business with pleasure, you'll be sorry in the end.
I was hoping this would turn into a thread
Free drugs economics at it's finest
Do it! just do it. if he's sexy do it. he's probs good in bed if he's a sexy drug dealer an because ur datin him there is no limit on ur drug use. trust me honey almost every boyfriend ive had was a drug dealer not on purpose just happened. but ill tell u its very nice :) as long as he doesnt have guns.
This seriously almost made me piss my pants. hahahaha.
Well, since you cannot spell, you have nothing to live for really so go ahead and procreate with a wastrel...your kids will be born more retarded than you so eventually after your retarded kids have even more retarded kids and so forth you come out looking like a rocket scientist.
Uhhh... don't mix biz
Hayyliz is obviously a crack whore, possibly an extreme addict. Take her advice? I think not. If you're doing drugs in the first place you are a dumb hoe.
You're all on drugs. But, anywho, nobody buys from a "drug dealer". If you buy, it's just your dealer. Duh. Grow up from middle school then talk to me.
depends on what kind of drugs he's selling.
Now we have texts from broward and miami-dade...we just need some from palm beach
first bitches! 510
Yes = free weed.
535 how the he'l is that over thinking? If he was cute I just might let him fuck me.but they usually aren't.it has nothing to do with the fact that he's a drug dealer that I don't want him.
My dealer wouldn't front any more coke so I had to send my gf to pick it up. She knew she would have to put out to get him to front it to her but she went. Turned into a regular occurrence and then one night a friend of his was there when she got there and she had to do them both. That turned into a regular thing as well with his friends. Pretty soon she was a full blown coke slut. I was gonna ditch her anyway so didn't mind and I never paid the dude back. I guess they took it out on her pussy.