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  • Why do people love to state the city this is from? This text, in particular, has nothing to do with Philly. You're not cool bc u live in the same area code as someone who apparently has bad sex, on top of her.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 12:38pm
  • ohhh philadelphia <3

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 3:13pm
  • yeah i hope i'll only have to say that that one time in the hotel room.... and hopefully never again

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 2:21pm
  • "She had sex on me!" - Bret McKenzie

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 2:09pm
  • I feel your pain. I had to tell my lesbian best friend and my ex-girlfriend to get off my arm if they were going to go at it. They didn't. I had to pee.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 4:40am
  • Man I thought it was bad when I had to say "you're not in." That fucking blows!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 3:03am
  • "on me" Bahahahahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 2:28am
  • i love philly ahhahahaa

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 1:15am
  • is this girl having sex with someone who sucks or someone under two people having sex?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 1:10am
  • ^ if it's not that, then what would it be?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 4:36pm
  • Ugh, I had that happen to me at a concert.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 7:29am
  • are you people fucking retarded? they are obviously NOT having sex ON TOP of another person. the person was just so bad that the other one asked them to stop. some of you guys have the brains of fucking 6 year olds.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 10:33pm
  • Hahahahaha! Aw this is sad! And wayyyy funny! And May 27, 2009 1:10AM...Why would she be under ppl having sex?!?!?! why would u lay under someone then let someone else lay on them and have sex....no one does that!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 3:26am
  • Done the same thing myself... Tragic.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 20, 10 at 1:09am
  • It would probably be drunkenness and possibly the use of drugs. I'm from here (Philly) and I don't have any doubt I've seen this happen before. People have had sex on me before, but I knew it was going to happen ahead of time. Don't even ask...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 9:28am
  • yea that does blow and i have had to say "ur not in" too 3:03

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 6:46pm
  • Siiick! <3 philly

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 7:05pm
  • Lol, threesome fail.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 2:20am