he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
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Lmfao "what's the difference" WIN!
Whats the difference?
you forgot, that high*
Hey, Double Stuff Oreos aren't cheap.
Why beat up the cookie monster?
This text is either about a fat guy or Rosie O'donnell.
Sounds like a Fat Bastard, in the making
Why couldn't she have just let him eat his cookies?
Either fake! Or you're a really bad person.
Where can I meet this guy? Sounds perfect. Ha
what a fatass
Hahaha he should have thrown the cookies at u!
Im actually not fat at all......... it was just a long night and i had no idea what was going on