Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
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ive peed on a dock of a church on the lake. ha. i was getting drunk on a boat and we stopped to pee on a random dock and then we realized it was a church dock... your not alone.
Jesus never existed and those people are wasting their ignorant lives chasing after fairy tales. God is imaginary. Jesus is imaginary. Hell isn't real. You didn't wake up this morning terrified of Thor, god of thunder, so why be afraid of a different invisible sky man? What does it matter if you peed in a parking lot?
If you live in the Upper Peninsula and havent pissed on or by a church... You might as well pack it in, cuz you obviously arent even trying...
Yea, I found Jesus. He was behind my couch the whole time.
Don't blame Jesus for your problems
Do u one better lost my viginity to my gf in church parking lot across from the school, before school, and right after got caught by my friend, and cheered on by him and another guy in the car. Later I dated the other guys little sister. :)
this is my area code, I think I know the parking lot in question, and I've done this myself...
This is Jesus, you pissed on the tire of my Lexus....you suck....
It's okay. If God had never made piss, it youldn't have happened. So blame it on the big guy.
Jesus loves you no matter what