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  • Maybe they had a beard before and shaved it down to a mustache....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 7, 10 at 10:52am
  • WHO WANTS A MUSTACHE RIDE?!?!?!?!

    Submitted by 69_Charger on Mar 7, 10 at 12:41pm
  • How did you grow a mustache in under five minutes (legit question)?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 7, 10 at 11:14am
  • Don't get shit in it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 7, 10 at 10:53am
  • was this from Hampshire college mustachio bashio?

    Submitted by sassafras89 on Mar 7, 10 at 6:11pm
  • My mustache appeared to me in a dream one night and the next morning it started shooting lasers! - The Molestache Man (www.youtube.com/dontstoptheshow)

    Submitted by molestacheman on Apr 26, 11 at 1:46am
  • Pretty sure that's a family guy quote

    Submitted by alockh10 on Mar 7, 10 at 11:50am
  • pretty sure that's not how mustaches work. you don't just magically have one after 5 minutes.

    Submitted by sillyrabbit99 on Mar 7, 10 at 10:49am
  • Damn somebody already beat me to the moustache ride comment.

    Submitted by ub3000 on Mar 7, 10 at 10:20pm
  • 11:50\nIts not a family guy quote

    Submitted by ivybear on Mar 8, 10 at 6:45am
  • Classic!!

    Submitted by MustachioFiat on Sep 10, 10 at 3:14pm
  • The best decision I ever made was investing in a laser-guided mustache.\n\nhttp://bit.ly/fXYV1S

    Submitted by molestacheman on Apr 26, 11 at 1:18am
  • First

    Submitted by itasteofrainbows on Mar 7, 10 at 10:44am
  • hahahaha that's amazing!!! that is exactly what i told my best friend when i had first started sporting my signature beard! much love!

    Submitted by MooseWatkins on Mar 7, 10 at 1:31pm
  • I love my sanchez I'll never get rid of it

    Submitted by paulattack1 on Apr 20, 10 at 3:09pm
  • You shave your bread and stash and make it only stash And i just did it and he is right stashes are mad nasty

    Submitted by luckycharm91 on Mar 8, 10 at 11:36pm
  • Taylor?

    Submitted by pusha on Mar 8, 10 at 6:30pm
  • What? How do you only have a mustache for 5 minutes? Isn't it one of those things that gradually comes in?

    Submitted by knickerbocker on Mar 7, 10 at 10:49am
  • 11:36, I didn't know one could shave bread.

    Submitted by pbyrd on Aug 8, 10 at 3:06pm
  • Yes because looking like a rapist is the new fad....

    Submitted by harimad on Nov 7, 11 at 10:27pm
  • Unless you're forty and this is 1976, there are no circumstances in which a moustache is not heinous.

    Submitted by gehad on Mar 8, 10 at 12:07am
  • The best decision I ever made was investing in a laser-guided mustache. http://bit.ly/fXYV1S

    Submitted by molestacheman on Apr 26, 11 at 1:20am