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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 7, 10 at 10:52am

    Maybe they had a beard before and shaved it down to a mustache....

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 7, 10 at 10:53am

    Don't get shit in it

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    Submitted by 69_Charger on Mar 7, 10 at 12:41pm

    WHO WANTS A MUSTACHE RIDE?!?!?!?!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 7, 10 at 11:14am

    How did you grow a mustache in under five minutes (legit question)?

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    Submitted by sassafras89 on Mar 7, 10 at 6:11pm

    was this from Hampshire college mustachio bashio?

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    Submitted by sillyrabbit99 on Mar 7, 10 at 10:49am

    pretty sure that's not how mustaches work. you don't just magically have one after 5 minutes.

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    Submitted by pusha on Mar 8, 10 at 6:30pm

    Taylor?

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    Submitted by ivybear on Mar 8, 10 at 6:45am

    11:50\nIts not a family guy quote

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    Submitted by ub3000 on Mar 7, 10 at 10:20pm

    Damn somebody already beat me to the moustache ride comment.

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    Submitted by luckycharm91 on Mar 8, 10 at 11:36pm

    You shave your bread and stash and make it only stash And i just did it and he is right stashes are mad nasty

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    Submitted by MooseWatkins on Mar 7, 10 at 1:31pm

    hahahaha that's amazing!!! that is exactly what i told my best friend when i had first started sporting my signature beard! much love!

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    Submitted by gehad on Mar 8, 10 at 12:07am

    Unless you're forty and this is 1976, there are no circumstances in which a moustache is not heinous.

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    Submitted by MustachioFiat on Sep 10, 10 at 3:14pm

    Classic!!

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    Submitted by molestacheman on Apr 26, 11 at 1:46am

    My mustache appeared to me in a dream one night and the next morning it started shooting lasers! - The Molestache Man (www.youtube.com/dontstoptheshow)

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    Submitted by alockh10 on Mar 7, 10 at 11:50am

    Pretty sure that's a family guy quote

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    Submitted by paulattack1 on Apr 20, 10 at 3:09pm

    I love my sanchez I'll never get rid of it

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    Submitted by knickerbocker on Mar 7, 10 at 10:49am

    What? How do you only have a mustache for 5 minutes? Isn't it one of those things that gradually comes in?

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    Submitted by pbyrd on Aug 8, 10 at 3:06pm

    11:36, I didn't know one could shave bread.

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    Submitted by harimad on Nov 7, 11 at 10:27pm

    Yes because looking like a rapist is the new fad....

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    Submitted by molestacheman on Apr 26, 11 at 1:18am

    The best decision I ever made was investing in a laser-guided mustache.\n\nhttp://bit.ly/fXYV1S

  • Submitted by itasteofrainbows on Mar 7, 10 at 10:44am

    First

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    Submitted by molestacheman on Apr 26, 11 at 1:20am

    The best decision I ever made was investing in a laser-guided mustache. http://bit.ly/fXYV1S