Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
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i'm so sick of hearing so many zombie comments. you think you're clever. we get it.
learn to take a joke dickhead\n\n(granted it's an old joke but still)
Who gives a shit about Jesus and religion? It's all bull shit.
The Christians do... STFU
12:12 fail. It's Easter dumbshit hahaha
If you're gonna make fun of Christians, at least come up with a new fuckin joke. TFLN isn't funny anymore.
He totally became a zombie. He rose from the dead. Thus, He is undead, and is thus a zombie. The King of Kings, Light of Lights. Zombie of Zombies.
Prove to me Jesus exists dumbasses
there is proof he does exist dumbass... there is , however, no proof he's the son of god\n\nnext time you want to be a dick think about what you're gonna say before you make yourself look like a ignorant fool\n\nplus it's just a f*cking joke...
Undead doesn't have to be a zombie.he could be a vampire
That would be funny, if you weren't the millionth person to crack it
Is Keanu reeves a zombie?
This would be from fuckin fresno unoriginal and no one likes you!
Jesus isn't a zombie
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Sure, it's an old joke but I love pissing christians off with it too.
Dude, get it right...Jesus was a vampire..."drink this, this is my blood"
Then wouldn't that make everyone that drank his blood an vamp?
but he's also thought of as a zombie telling everyone to eat his flesh
Hey 12:38, he sheds blood , not drinks it.
Rep the central valley right!
v Everyone below me is a great and terrific person :)
Im christian and i think this joke is funny as hell. Why you ask? CUZ ITS A GOD DAMN JOKE!! i hate it when fellow christians get all up tight about people making jokes at christianity, but then turn around to joke about atheists, buddism, daoism, judaism, etc. A joke is a joke. Thats it. Im sorry fellow christians but someone needed to say it.
I know, right? I feel like everybody wants to make us out to be soooo uptight about everything, but I love a good Christian joke as much as the next girl. I literally call Easter "Zombie Jesus Day" and Christmas "Baby Jesus Day". We're not all boring people with no sense of humor...
Ali, I agree(: there is no proof of him. No physical proof . There is so many "sons of gods" in other countries and religions that existed way before. And had a "virgin mom", performed healing miracles, born on the 25th, and much much more. And I'm talking wayyy before. The Egyptian god Horus had the exact same life. So ya. Don't spend ur life worshipping a make believe miracle worker. If ur gonna have faith just put it in your life and become a better person.
jesus is a zpmbie shit is lamee
Screw you guys haha, I thought it was damn funny.
i concur. this is the first time i've actually seen this joke
Im pretty sure my brother wrote this.
I want to complain about how overused this joke is, but it's at least a nice change from chronicling the sad lives of whores, frat douchebags, and drug addicts. Bravo, I suppose.
Ali, historical records, and the fact that 90% of the modern world, including Jews and Arabs, already know, so stfu and gtfo and go do crack you hippie pussy
i am pretty sure this isnt that funny
old joke but oh so funny
So we're all zombies, cuz I'm technically "undead"
second. Jesus is not a zombie. duh