my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
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" Daddy's little angel has a vag the size of a basketball hoop."
"EWW flappy vag *clap clap*"
Ten bucks says both these guys have a dick smaller than my thumb.
11:58 Yeah. Cause all girls who sleep with their boyfriends are total whores. I mean who do they think they are, sleeping with someone they're dating? Skanks.
i think people who post "fake" are more annoying than the people who post "first"
Kudos for using protection and having a bf with a huge penis
Fail for leaving the wrapper where she could get it
She's a slut because she has more sex than the person who called her a slut.
well at least ya dad knows you boyfriend wears something lol
My boyfriend of 2 years wears magnums (no, he's not black, he's white) and he wears them because I don't want to get pregnant and he lasts longer that way.
At least your boyfriend wears magnums....
beats no protection at all. :|
Magnums make a minor difference but Magnum XL is the real difference maker
11:01 Backup dumbass. The pill might be 99.98% effective but fuck if I'm taking any chances.
11:01 - Or to prevent pregnancy? Why wouldn't you wear condoms in a relationship? Especially if it's a newer relationship.
11:03 - Not necessarily, I know many white guys (myself included) that use magnums.
Sex is sex no matter where it is
12:16 they may have changed the wording a bit in the review process.
Can we get that in metric also? How about circumference? Distance from the ground? Surface area?
11:03 you don't have to be black to have a big dick. my current bf is white and needs magnums...and the last guy i dated was black and had like a 5 inch dick.
its like pulling a school bus into lambeau field
muah ha ha thats my ex boy friends number for the ad...... hes such a fucking idiot. im glad i dumped his sorry ass
Just because you have a bed doesn't mean the couch, the bathroom sink, the kitchen counter, and a car aren't just as handy. Kama Sutra went right over this dude(tte)'s head.
Yeah, Magnums arent bigger. You all are dumb. They do make some that are bigger, but they are called something else
12:39 You might be old enough to have sex, but you're not creative enough to have good sex.
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My golden tickets are black...
My boyfriend is white and he wears magnums. :)
Shouldn't he wear maxipad instead??!! Lol.
Yeah. Great. He also knows you don't clean your car. Eww
12:43 I love you
Props to the guy who called her a slut.
12:43 spot on spot on
Good ole jersey! Lol
! that is priceless. oh, i love it. if only mothers were so innocent....
Why are you using condoms in a relationship?
not really a big deal, magnums are only 1/4 inch longer (when full unrolled) and 1/8 of an inch wider than a regular trojan.
pretty much any guy can wear a magnum.
I usually get annoyed at people posting "fake" everywhere, but c'mon...if you're close enough to a person to text them that story, wouldn't you be referring to your little sister and boyfriend by name to them?
EWW flappy vag *clap clap*
Fail for HAVING SEX IN A CAR. Totally trashy and lame. If you're not old enough to find a place to do it, you're not old enough to have sex.
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