my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
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" Daddy's little angel has a vag the size of a basketball hoop."
"EWW flappy vag *clap clap*"
Ten bucks says both these guys have a dick smaller than my thumb.
11:58 Yeah. Cause all girls who sleep with their boyfriends are total whores. I mean who do they think they are, sleeping with someone they're dating? Skanks.
i think people who post "fake" are more annoying than the people who post "first"
Kudos for using protection and having a bf with a huge penis
Fail for leaving the wrapper where she could get it
She's a slut because she has more sex than the person who called her a slut.
well at least ya dad knows you boyfriend wears something lol
My boyfriend of 2 years wears magnums (no, he's not black, he's white) and he wears them because I don't want to get pregnant and he lasts longer that way.
At least your boyfriend wears magnums....
beats no protection at all. :|
11:01 Backup dumbass. The pill might be 99.98% effective but fuck if I'm taking any chances.
Magnums make a minor difference but Magnum XL is the real difference maker
11:01 - Or to prevent pregnancy? Why wouldn't you wear condoms in a relationship? Especially if it's a newer relationship.
11:03 - Not necessarily, I know many white guys (myself included) that use magnums.
Sex is sex no matter where it is
12:16 they may have changed the wording a bit in the review process.
My golden tickets are black...
Can we get that in metric also? How about circumference? Distance from the ground? Surface area?
its like pulling a school bus into lambeau field
11:03 you don't have to be black to have a big dick. my current bf is white and needs magnums...and the last guy i dated was black and had like a 5 inch dick.
muah ha ha thats my ex boy friends number for the ad...... hes such a fucking idiot. im glad i dumped his sorry ass
Just because you have a bed doesn't mean the couch, the bathroom sink, the kitchen counter, and a car aren't just as handy. Kama Sutra went right over this dude(tte)'s head.
12:39 You might be old enough to have sex, but you're not creative enough to have good sex.
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Yeah, Magnums arent bigger. You all are dumb. They do make some that are bigger, but they are called something else
My boyfriend is white and he wears magnums. :)
Shouldn't he wear maxipad instead??!! Lol.
Yeah. Great. He also knows you don't clean your car. Eww
12:43 I love you
Props to the guy who called her a slut.
12:43 spot on spot on
Good ole jersey! Lol
! that is priceless. oh, i love it. if only mothers were so innocent....
Why are you using condoms in a relationship?
not really a big deal, magnums are only 1/4 inch longer (when full unrolled) and 1/8 of an inch wider than a regular trojan.
pretty much any guy can wear a magnum.
EWW flappy vag *clap clap*
I usually get annoyed at people posting "fake" everywhere, but c'mon...if you're close enough to a person to text them that story, wouldn't you be referring to your little sister and boyfriend by name to them?
Fail for HAVING SEX IN A CAR. Totally trashy and lame. If you're not old enough to find a place to do it, you're not old enough to have sex.
ff of the day: 6 in long 1 1/2 in wide. 15 years old. straight. any girls interested in talking txt 8324750377