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  • 90 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 10:23am

    She's a slut because she has more sex than the person who called her a slut.

  • 74 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 1:16pm

    i think people who post "fake" are more annoying than the people who post "first"

  • 76 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 2:12pm

    My boyfriend of 2 years wears magnums (no, he's not black, he's white) and he wears them because I don't want to get pregnant and he lasts longer that way.

  • 73 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 12:02pm

    11:01 - Or to prevent pregnancy? Why wouldn't you wear condoms in a relationship? Especially if it's a newer relationship. 11:03 - Not necessarily, I know many white guys (myself included) that use magnums.

  • 78 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 9:29am

    At least your boyfriend wears magnums....

  • 67 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 9:18am

    beats no protection at all. :|

  • 76 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 12:43am

    11:58 Yeah. Cause all girls who sleep with their boyfriends are total whores. I mean who do they think they are, sleeping with someone they're dating? Skanks.

  • 68 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 1:41pm

    11:01 Backup dumbass. The pill might be 99.98% effective but fuck if I'm taking any chances.

  • 60 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 11:13am

    12:42 Amen! Just because you have a bed doesn't mean the couch, the bathroom sink, the kitchen counter, and a car aren't just as handy. Kama Sutra went right over this dude(tte)'s head.

  • 59 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 2:32pm

    Kudos for using protection and having a bf with a huge penis Fail for leaving the wrapper where she could get it

  • 63 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 4:03am

    Can we get that in metric also? How about circumference? Distance from the ground? Surface area?

  • 41 34
    Submitted by day_night911 on Apr 10, 11 at 1:14pm

    well at least ya dad knows you boyfriend wears something lol

  • 52 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 12:42am

    12:39 You might be old enough to have sex, but you're not creative enough to have good sex.

  • 60 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 10:06am

    its like pulling a school bus into lambeau field

  • 55 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 8:26pm

    " Daddy's little angel has a vag the size of a basketball hoop." "EWW flappy vag *clap clap*" Ten bucks says both these guys have a dick smaller than my thumb.

  • 50 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 12:31pm

    Sex is sex no matter where it is

  • 53 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 9:22am

    My golden tickets are black...

  • 58 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 1:58pm

    12:16 they may have changed the wording a bit in the review process.

  • 58 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 2:53pm

    Cclqqtg. J s llf tarpk te Cfrffrrd m k kivqkkqkbbl Kaia knb

  • 58 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 9:15am

    Yeah. Great. He also knows you don't clean your car. Eww

  • 45 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 3:06pm

    My boyfriend is white and he wears magnums. :)

  • 55 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 7:29pm

    Yeah, Magnums arent bigger. You all are dumb. They do make some that are bigger, but they are called something else

  • 52 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 12:11am

    Shouldn't he wear maxipad instead??!! Lol.

  • 46 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 7:43pm

    muah ha ha thats my ex boy friends number for the ad...... hes such a fucking idiot. im glad i dumped his sorry ass

  • 39 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 11:58pm

    Props to the guy who called her a slut.

  • 47 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 12:33pm

    12:43 spot on spot on

  • 51 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 9:41am

    EWW flappy vag *clap clap*

  • 49 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 4:29am

    11:03 you don't have to be black to have a big dick. my current bf is white and needs magnums...and the last guy i dated was black and had like a 5 inch dick.

  • 45 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 12:16pm

    I usually get annoyed at people posting "fake" everywhere, but c'mon...if you're close enough to a person to text them that story, wouldn't you be referring to your little sister and boyfriend by name to them?

  • 46 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 12:06am

    ff of the day: 6 in long 1 1/2 in wide. 15 years old. straight. any girls interested in talking txt 8324750377

  • 40 66
    Submitted by jeannie885 on Feb 27, 10 at 2:27pm

    12:43 I love you

  • 37 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 10:36pm

    ! that is priceless. oh, i love it. if only mothers were so innocent....

  • 40 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 12:50pm

    Magnums make a minor difference but Magnum XL is the real difference maker

  • 49 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 10:23am

    Good ole jersey! Lol

  • 42 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 4:07pm

    not really a big deal, magnums are only 1/4 inch longer (when full unrolled) and 1/8 of an inch wider than a regular trojan. pretty much any guy can wear a magnum.

  • 40 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 12:39am

    Fail for HAVING SEX IN A CAR. Totally trashy and lame. If you're not old enough to find a place to do it, you're not old enough to have sex.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 11:01am

    Why are you using condoms in a relationship?