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  • that was really awkward 10:35....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 10:48pm
  • Jeff, do you really have nothing better to do with your life than to sit and write long explanations about each text? If so I'm cuttin you ears off with shears

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 10:35pm
  • and brandon, you'll never be jeff. stop while your ahead.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 7:43pm
  • Epic Fail is so last month.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 12:19am
  • Having laid Suede from 'Project Runway', I can attest to the truth behind this text ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 9:04am
  • I bet this 'jeff' is a whole bunch of people! It's not just one person! ~Joe Mama

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 12:58am
  • Charles Rutherford believes her pussy felt like leather and stunk like piss

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 1:34am
  • "blue suede shoes".... Blue laid shoes. A reason to not want them to rhyme.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 7:23pm
  • Haaaa 6:45 said first and he was 2 nd

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 7:11pm
  • Jeff is the love of my life!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 12:19am
  • Oh I get it! It's funny because that probably means that they were turned on by suede enough to pursue sexual relations wit the person wearing it! -Jeff

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 6:55pm
  • 7:03, that's not funny at all. I could make one up, like "His dick looked like Megan Fox's thumb", and it'd be better than your's.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 7:38pm
  • Hahaha 7:38 Her only misperfection is her damn thumb

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 7:54pm
  • That doesn't really rhyme.... well kinda.......

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 6:49pm
  • 7:23: better than cool instead of blue. *breaks through wall*

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 11:08pm
  • And what is hat reason?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 7:42pm
  • 7:03, that was hilarious. My friends and I totally send the same kinda stuff - a girl

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 9:11pm
  • @ 10:05 Pronounced s-way-ed not sweed haha :p

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 10:13pm
  • Isn't suede pronounced "sweed"? As in weed with an S in front of it? I could be wrong, but that's how my mama said it was pronunced.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 10:05pm
  • Isn't this a thread on /b/ where they post chicks wearing suede and exposing themselves? Sounds like a ripoff to me... If mods wanna let this shit on at least let everything on.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 6:56pm
  • did you jack off on your fringe-leather coat again?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 11:43pm
  • If I had a Nickel.. -Brandon

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 6:43pm