I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
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i once bar tended a private party, and the completely drunk host asked me how much he needed to tip. well, how about 20% of the tab, plus $50 for every time you grabbed my ass?
$25.00 Amateur fee, you mean.....
Haha cunt tax
If you're not going to dispute it, you really can't be that much of an asshole. Go take that line of argument to him, see if it works.
I'm a bartender in 757, and I just have to say I really wish I'd known I could do that cause with the naval base right here, I've had to deal with my fair share of drunk assholes...
My birthday bar tab got an extra $150 on it because the manager noticed my dad hung around for free beers all night even though he paid for the tab, and thought me and my friends were missing out cause of it.
First off, the bartender committed fraud, a felony in most jurisdictions. Second, dispute the charge with your bank. They will lose $30 fee regardless of the outcome. If you win, the bank will reverse your entire tab AND an additional $30 fee for "chargeback"
by taking it to him with that line of thought you would in fact be disputing it. therefore still making you an asshole.
That was the joke, yes.
Legally u can't add shit to a tab..but it's fucking funny either way cuz everyone is an asshole when they order from bartenders or think they are more important than the next person..and usually they tip like shit..