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  • Submitted by baby_girl143 on Apr 5, 10 at 3:34pm

    i once bar tended a private party, and the completely drunk host asked me how much he needed to tip. well, how about 20% of the tab, plus $50 for every time you grabbed my ass?

  • Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Apr 5, 10 at 3:43pm

    $25.00 Amateur fee, you mean.....

  • Submitted by ThatsMyJewBagel on Apr 5, 10 at 2:33pm


  • Submitted by slutguts on Apr 6, 10 at 5:50am

    Haha cunt tax

  • Submitted by Herschel on Apr 5, 10 at 2:54pm

    If you're not going to dispute it, you really can't be that much of an asshole. Go take that line of argument to him, see if it works.

  • Submitted by lilredn757 on Apr 5, 10 at 10:04pm

    I'm a bartender in 757, and I just have to say I really wish I'd known I could do that cause with the naval base right here, I've had to deal with my fair share of drunk assholes...

  • Submitted by rinazor on Aug 17, 10 at 11:19pm

    My birthday bar tab got an extra $150 on it because the manager noticed my dad hung around for free beers all night even though he paid for the tab, and thought me and my friends were missing out cause of it.

  • Submitted by east on Apr 5, 10 at 3:14pm

    by taking it to him with that line of thought you would in fact be disputing it. therefore still making you an asshole.

    • Submitted by Herschel on Apr 5, 10 at 4:28pm

      That was the joke, yes.

  • Submitted by NoVA1391 on Apr 5, 10 at 2:26pm

    lol SoVA

  • Submitted by sparklingwiggles on Apr 5, 10 at 11:39pm

    First off, the bartender committed fraud, a felony in most jurisdictions. Second, dispute the charge with your bank. They will lose $30 fee regardless of the outcome. If you win, the bank will reverse your entire tab AND an additional $30 fee for "chargeback"

  • Submitted by mytoolisbig on Apr 5, 10 at 8:46pm

    Dumb fuck

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 6, 10 at 2:51am

    Legally u can't add shit to a tab..but it's fucking funny either way cuz everyone is an asshole when they order from bartenders or think they are more important than the next person..and usually they tip like shit..