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  • i once bar tended a private party, and the completely drunk host asked me how much he needed to tip. well, how about 20% of the tab, plus $50 for every time you grabbed my ass?

    Submitted by baby_girl143 on Apr 5, 10 at 3:34pm
  • $25.00 Amateur fee, you mean.....

    Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Apr 5, 10 at 3:43pm
  • Owned

    Submitted by ThatsMyJewBagel on Apr 5, 10 at 2:33pm
  • Haha cunt tax

    Submitted by slutguts on Apr 6, 10 at 5:50am
  • My birthday bar tab got an extra $150 on it because the manager noticed my dad hung around for free beers all night even though he paid for the tab, and thought me and my friends were missing out cause of it.

    Submitted by rinazor on Aug 17, 10 at 11:19pm
  • If you're not going to dispute it, you really can't be that much of an asshole. Go take that line of argument to him, see if it works.

    Submitted by Herschel on Apr 5, 10 at 2:54pm
  • First off, the bartender committed fraud, a felony in most jurisdictions. Second, dispute the charge with your bank. They will lose $30 fee regardless of the outcome. If you win, the bank will reverse your entire tab AND an additional $30 fee for "chargeback"

    Submitted by sparklingwiggles on Apr 5, 10 at 11:39pm
  • I'm a bartender in 757, and I just have to say I really wish I'd known I could do that cause with the naval base right here, I've had to deal with my fair share of drunk assholes...

    Submitted by lilredn757 on Apr 5, 10 at 10:04pm
  • lol SoVA

    Submitted by NoVA1391 on Apr 5, 10 at 2:26pm
  • Dumb fuck

    Submitted by mytoolisbig on Apr 5, 10 at 8:46pm
  • by taking it to him with that line of thought you would in fact be disputing it. therefore still making you an asshole.

    Submitted by east on Apr 5, 10 at 3:14pm
  • Legally u can't add shit to a tab..but it's fucking funny either way cuz everyone is an asshole when they order from bartenders or think they are more important than the next person..and usually they tip like shit..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 6, 10 at 2:51am