i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
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How dare you, she's a nice lady!!!
How dare you, she's a nice lady!
she wanted more of your money....LOL!
...as a stripper, I am 100% confident that I am more intelligent and have more things going for me than just about everyone that walks through the door. Maybe your 'new life low' is that you are just a loser.
Then why not get a more respectable job and stop dancing for those "losers"?
While I will grant you there are plenty of druggie/hooker strippers, there are also plenty of girls trying to get through college or in between places in life. Is working in McDonalds really more respectable? She'll probably go on too save the world, and right now she has more money in her IRA the you do. What's a respectable job again?
I would disagree with you-working at a fast food restaurant is more respectable than taking your clothes off and getting paid for it. And a respectable job? Obviously something you'll never have to worry about if your idea of one is dancing naked.
She jacked your wallet first
haha wordd if strippers are soo smart goo find a real job skeeezzaa
Gonna have to agree with LisaFayA-- I'm wishful thinking that the text submitter meant finding himself on the floor at a bar was a low point, especially one that could potentially be cum soaked, not that his rescuer was a stripper :)