she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
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Take her shopping for tea bags.
Bang her in a grocery store?
In a couple years her 2 fav things will be Jenny Craig and genital warts
You and your mom must be really close for her to share such intimate details with you!
That's so funny, those are my two favorite things!
Cleanup on aisle 5!
sounds like me
Better get it now. She's going to be a fatty.
Hahaha nice 847...
Atleast we know she's not starving to death
They all love that...
Fuck her in bilo the name fits
they're my favourite things too!
Wife material there
You found a keeper
See they released my sister!
Pop goes te weasel