she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
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Take her shopping for tea bags.
Bang her in a grocery store?
In a couple years her 2 fav things will be Jenny Craig and genital warts
Cleanup on aisle 5!
You and your mom must be really close for her to share such intimate details with you!
Better get it now. She's going to be a fatty.
sounds like me
That's so funny, those are my two favorite things!
Hahaha nice 847...
Atleast we know she's not starving to death
they're my favourite things too!
Wife material there
They all love that...
See they released my sister!
You found a keeper
Fuck her in bilo the name fits
Pop goes te weasel