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  • Submitted by RoyJankoBitch on Mar 12, 10 at 11:36am

    Take her shopping for tea bags.

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    Submitted by rito on Mar 12, 10 at 11:38am

    Bang her in a grocery store?

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    Submitted by echinsuocha on Mar 14, 10 at 3:49pm

    In a couple years her 2 fav things will be Jenny Craig and genital warts

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    Submitted by greenbumho on Mar 12, 10 at 2:05pm

    You and your mom must be really close for her to share such intimate details with you!

  • 81 65
    Submitted by babyimanarchy on Mar 12, 10 at 12:09pm

    That's so funny, those are my two favorite things!

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    Submitted by claw8604 on Mar 12, 10 at 12:44pm

    Hilarious

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    Submitted by NCA on Mar 12, 10 at 11:51am

    Cleanup on aisle 5!

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    Submitted by brooklynn1234 on Mar 12, 10 at 11:38am

    sounds like me

  • 72 53
    Submitted by ke1375 on Mar 13, 10 at 1:39pm

    Hahaha nice 847...

  • 73 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 13, 10 at 10:18am

    Yep

  • 77 70
    Submitted by donkeydong on Mar 12, 10 at 11:50am

    Better get it now. She's going to be a fatty.

  • 76 70
    Submitted by cami on Mar 13, 10 at 4:12pm

    Mine too!!!!

  • 70 68
    Submitted by sinistar on Mar 14, 10 at 11:22am

    they're my favourite things too!

  • 76 80
    Submitted by asdfgh on Mar 12, 10 at 8:45pm

    Wife material there

  • 71 71
    Submitted by mailekal on Mar 14, 10 at 11:24pm

    Atleast we know she's not starving to death

  • 63 59
    Submitted by 13x on Mar 12, 10 at 1:38pm

    See they released my sister!

  • 67 73
    Submitted by evagelios on Mar 12, 10 at 2:50pm

    You found a keeper

  • 67 75
    Submitted by AllYourBase on Mar 12, 10 at 10:26pm

    They all love that...

  • 65 73
    Submitted by uonurback on Mar 12, 10 at 1:24pm

    Fuck her in bilo the name fits

  • 56 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 12, 10 at 11:35am

    Pop goes te weasel