So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
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Wow, you must be an ugly mother fucker...
You should be. He's not following you with a stake in his pocket, he's just happy to see you.
You should be, because he's an idiot if he thinks he can kill a vampire with a stake...
You should kill yourself immediately.
Did ya get laid?
Bahaha, fucking hillarious
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Dude I love steak!
...where did he get a stake?
It's sad that you are so ugly.
Call me...eight five five three four eight five... ;) gggrrrrrrrrrrr
Bella is ugly in those movies.... Horrible actress too
You don't need a stake to kill a sparkly poser vampire from that horrible movie. Just a gun. Someone do it, please.
This actually happened at a party I was at. Except we just called the guy twilight. No stakes involved. Then the vmas with Kristen and rob making out came on. It was a good night.
Fuckin' Winner, Jack!
Did somebody just say steak?
Rofl! Funny shit
You can't kill twilight vampires with a stake, silly. They have to be decapitated first, ripped to shreds, and then the remains are set on fire. Everyone knows that, GAWD.
To bad he didn't Maybe you should kill yourself. Fiiiiirst!!!!!!
Yum he's beauuuutif
Peace out. \nA-town. \nDown.
Are you Edward!? And if so... Heyyyyy!
you know.. its even more embarrassing when you get on here to read this and see a text that you sent someone...
Hell, people follow me around cause I look like Bella :)
Are u Edward Cullen? If I may
@12:49\nLOLOLOL I LOVE YOU. will you marry me???
he's got the right idea...
I'd follow you around lol
eww. i'm like the only teenaged girl who thinks he's mad ugly... he was only mildly more attractive a s cedric
353 Bella is ugly
I wanna meet you if you look like Edward :)