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  • 92 79
    Submitted by JackBerton on Mar 17, 10 at 8:42am

    You should be. He's not following you with a stake in his pocket, he's just happy to see you.

  • 82 72
    Submitted by DubbyaTeaEff on Mar 17, 10 at 11:57am

    Wow, you must be an ugly mother fucker...

  • 71 58
    Submitted by AvaDahl on Mar 17, 10 at 6:17pm

    You should kill yourself immediately.

  • 75 71
    Submitted by lovelyguns on Mar 17, 10 at 9:52am

    You should be, because he's an idiot if he thinks he can kill a vampire with a stake...

  • 58 48
    Submitted by softballcutie on Mar 17, 10 at 9:56pm

    Bahaha, fucking hillarious

  • 62 68
    Submitted by grammar_slut on Mar 17, 10 at 9:29am

    Did ya get laid?

  • 61 67
    Submitted by Momo_26 on Mar 17, 10 at 8:50am

    CORRECTION! area code, two five four\n\n-8:47 *growl*

  • 58 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 17, 10 at 9:07am

    Mom?

  • 64 76
    Submitted by Arocker on Mar 17, 10 at 2:23pm

    It's sad that you are so ugly.

  • 55 64
    Submitted by magzula on Mar 17, 10 at 9:29pm

    This actually happened at a party I was at. Except we just called the guy twilight. No stakes involved. Then the vmas with Kristen and rob making out came on. It was a good night.

  • 62 78
    Submitted by xsaint on Mar 17, 10 at 3:01pm

    You don't need a stake to kill a sparkly poser vampire from that horrible movie. Just a gun. Someone do it, please.

  • 58 75
    Submitted by bigdirty on Mar 17, 10 at 8:26am

    To bad he didn't Maybe you should kill yourself. Fiiiiirst!!!!!!

  • 57 76
    Submitted by new401608 on Mar 18, 10 at 7:20am

    Dude I love steak!

  • 61 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 17, 10 at 8:58am

    Are u Edward Cullen? If I may

  • 52 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 18, 10 at 12:49am

    You can't kill twilight vampires with a stake, silly. They have to be decapitated first, ripped to shreds, and then the remains are set on fire. Everyone knows that, GAWD.

  • 55 74
    Submitted by shannonmarie on Mar 29, 10 at 9:18am

    ...where did he get a stake?

  • 53 70
    Submitted by Sin_Sinna on Mar 17, 10 at 10:40am

    Fuckin' Winner, Jack!

  • 61 89
    Submitted by coronacori on Mar 18, 10 at 5:50pm

    Whatev 732

  • 46 59
    Submitted by Blehahoo on Mar 18, 10 at 11:07am

    Hahaha!

  • 62 91
    Submitted by greasynig on Mar 17, 10 at 9:35am

    Yum he's beauuuutif

  • 54 76
    Submitted by thelongrun on Mar 17, 10 at 12:14pm

    Did somebody just say steak?

  • 45 59
    Submitted by eternity on Mar 19, 10 at 11:37am

    Rofl! Funny shit

  • 51 71
    Submitted by Momo_26 on Mar 17, 10 at 8:47am

    Call me...eight five five three four eight five... ;) gggrrrrrrrrrrr

  • 49 68
    Submitted by yankees28 on Mar 18, 10 at 2:31am

    he's got the right idea...

  • 56 84
    Submitted by nard41 on Mar 17, 10 at 8:26pm

    Are you Edward!? And if so... Heyyyyy!

  • 44 60
    Submitted by PalmTree7104 on Mar 17, 10 at 6:00pm

    St. Louis!!

  • 49 71
    Submitted by bellamarie on Mar 19, 10 at 1:21am

    Bella is ugly in those movies.... Horrible actress too

  • 49 75
    Submitted by cbess23 on Mar 23, 10 at 12:22am

    I'd follow you around lol

  • 47 71
    Submitted by coronacori on Mar 17, 10 at 3:53pm

    Hell, people follow me around cause I look like Bella :)

  • 46 73
    Submitted by stl89 on Mar 18, 10 at 5:27pm

    you know.. its even more embarrassing when you get on here to read this and see a text that you sent someone...

  • 42 66
    Submitted by ejewels72 on Mar 21, 10 at 11:33pm

    Peace out. \nA-town. \nDown.

  • Submitted by adidaswmmng on Mar 17, 10 at 9:01am

    Call me?

  • 39 66
    Submitted by lauraem17 on May 11, 10 at 11:34pm

    Jeff.

  • 37 67
    Submitted by iRishr0ckHer0xx7 on May 29, 10 at 9:39pm

    eww. i'm like the only teenaged girl who thinks he's mad ugly... he was only mildly more attractive a s cedric

  • 39 73
    Submitted by CookieMonster95 on Mar 24, 10 at 3:22am

    @12:49\nLOLOLOL I LOVE YOU. will you marry me???

  • 47 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 17, 10 at 7:32pm

    353 Bella is ugly

  • 37 77
    Submitted by gurrlnextdoorx3 on Mar 17, 10 at 2:19pm

    I wanna meet you if you look like Edward :)