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  • Offer him anal. Maybe he wants to be a priest.

    Submitted by NCA on Apr 5, 10 at 1:31pm
  • what a classy broad....

    Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Apr 5, 10 at 1:11pm
  • This is what I dont understand. Why is it that people will blow off church an religion 364 days of the year, yet go to church on easter? I enjoy sleeping in :).

    Submitted by mistalizard on Apr 5, 10 at 3:48pm
  • 1:55 you and your parents must be so fucking proud.

    Submitted by eyeheart87 on Apr 5, 10 at 2:15pm
  • Have him finger fuck you at church. That way you can impress everybody when you call out God's name.

    Submitted by buberto on Apr 6, 10 at 12:44am
  • Fuck church, if I got dragged to my fiance's church, I'd expect something too

    Submitted by burnquist764 on Apr 5, 10 at 2:15pm
  • I have a raging boner now

    Submitted by SumoBob on Apr 5, 10 at 1:50pm
  • @ nca: I love you

    Submitted by wellhey on Apr 5, 10 at 4:19pm
  • @1:55- I hope your skank cunt ass stars on the MTV hit show "16 and Preggers"

    Submitted by myfifthgear on Apr 5, 10 at 4:07pm
  • Yeah, I'd tap that.

    Submitted by Jtibbetts1 on Apr 5, 10 at 1:15pm
  • Maybe you should tell him there are communion waffers in your vag?

    Submitted by jacksrevenge69 on Apr 5, 10 at 6:56pm
  • lmfao. wow.

    Submitted by mbrownning on Apr 5, 10 at 1:11pm
  • Jesus will be proud!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 5, 10 at 1:09pm
  • yeahhhhh I think he owes you one

    Submitted by mle97 on Apr 10, 10 at 11:42am
  • I would

    Submitted by BroKing on Apr 5, 10 at 1:37pm
  • Hey if it don't work out I'm always available... I have no qualms wit eatin you out...

    Submitted by wubzie on Apr 5, 10 at 7:21pm
  • 1:55 is the reason people shoot up schools.

    Submitted by Rachelridestoruk on Apr 5, 10 at 2:58pm
  • Mom?!

    Submitted by Chris_Hansen on Apr 5, 10 at 9:25pm
  • blowmenow just showed everyone how rapist find where you live.

    Submitted by vinogirl on Apr 5, 10 at 11:43pm
  • i need to find a girl like this.

    Submitted by Reverie3 on Apr 5, 10 at 9:21pm
  • It's fucking Easter. Like the one day you SHOULD go to church. Dumbass bitch.

    Submitted by Chalmers15 on Apr 5, 10 at 2:12pm
  • Fuck yeah eat out that chunky shrimp haahahahh lol jk naaa fuck I love eating girls out it's my thing I'll eat it out for days no lie 

    Submitted by R3X on Jul 15, 10 at 9:23am
  • You would if I you were with me... Unless you were fat... But then you wouldn't be with me;)

    Submitted by JoePapi on Apr 6, 10 at 2:18pm
  • Hey if he don't shit I will they call me king lick in 519

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 7, 10 at 3:45am
  • Y'all just got trolled hard by first comment hahaha

    Submitted by benskeff on Apr 5, 10 at 9:51pm
  • 989? Whats ur name girl u live in the same city as me. I hope ur not my girlfriend haha

    Submitted by Gerrit on Apr 5, 10 at 10:40pm
  • Will u marry me

    Submitted by mytoolisbig on Apr 5, 10 at 8:48pm
  • Super uber SLUT

    Submitted by Tequila69 on Apr 5, 10 at 1:42pm
  • Ahaha I did the same thing with my guy nd then we fucked back at his house later when all his relatives were drunk nd didn't care what we did...best Easter ever nd I'm only 15 ;)

    Submitted by emma_cunneen on Apr 5, 10 at 1:55pm
    • I Googled your Screen Name. You go to Matignon High School and your Pandora Profile said: I am 15, single, and love all kinds of music. Gettt att meee ;D

      Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Apr 5, 10 at 3:48pm
      • ^^ creeperrrr!

        Submitted by kiekie on Apr 5, 10 at 6:08pm
        • You admitted to being a 15 year old slut on the internet using your name...and you didn't expect someone to look you up? This is how people get rapped, robbed, and stalked.\nAnd when you go in for a job interview, your boss is going to google your name and see all the texts you favorited. Good luck getting a job in the professional world.\nI don't mean to sound like a parent, but if you ever want a good paying, steady job, this is going to come back to bite you in the ass. Trust me, I know from exp

          Submitted by matrix86 on Apr 9, 10 at 12:47am