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  • Submitted by RAAAAAAAANDY on Mar 25, 10 at 11:36pm

    Seriously, where the fuck do all you people who submit this shit to TFLN find these weird ass dudes who do this? Stop having sex with people who clearly shouldn't be within 100 feet of a woman.

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      Submitted by Croooooooooow on Mar 26, 10 at 1:47am

      Hey, she's lucky the dude didn't start singing 'Raining Blood' by Slayer.

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      Submitted by Herschel on Mar 27, 10 at 1:28am

      To be fair, she actually did stop having sex with him. She certainly showed better judgement than he did.

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      Submitted by artfreak17 on Mar 27, 10 at 10:58pm

      Sometimes they don't show their weird side until they get naked. I have some crazy ass stories, but none are in writing so I can't submit a text.

  • Submitted by Anonymous321 on Mar 26, 10 at 12:30am

    what a rude boy, boy; did he get it up?

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    Submitted by girl_next_door on Mar 25, 10 at 11:10pm

    Hahahah! That's just funny. ID still fuck him.

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    Submitted by Glueyman on Mar 25, 10 at 11:07pm

    How do you go about swinging a boner?

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    Submitted by heeyitsally on Mar 25, 10 at 11:14pm

    hah I'd still fuck him. just cause he made ne laugh.

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    Submitted by Hawk21 on Mar 25, 10 at 11:24pm

    Haha what a bitch! maybe he hadnt popped one in a while so he was finally happy

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    Submitted by Stotan1228 on Mar 25, 10 at 11:17pm

    Helicopter, helicopter! Daaamn look at that big ol' sum bitch! Helicopter, helicopter.

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    Submitted by artfreak17 on Mar 25, 10 at 11:16pm

    Hahaha! I'd still do it, I like a little humor!

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    Submitted by taylortea on Mar 26, 10 at 12:26am

    There was already a text just like this

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    Submitted by codii on Mar 26, 10 at 4:29pm

    I've always wondered if anyone would ever do that...

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 26, 10 at 4:16am

    Hahaha who is this man? I would have done him!!! "if you can make a girl laugh you can make her do anything"

    • 63 52
      Submitted by artfreak17 on Mar 26, 10 at 8:21pm

      One of the truest quotes ever. Sadly enough. But look around you- it's totally true!

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    Submitted by sarahsmackdown on Mar 26, 10 at 5:24pm

    it would be funnier if this wasn't fake. this was posted awhile ago, just worded differently.

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    Submitted by virginiagrace on Mar 26, 10 at 12:00am

    Oh my goodness, that is hilarious!!

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    Submitted by jennabear on Mar 26, 10 at 12:47am

    Ahaha that's Luke bonus points! This guy knows what's up.

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    Submitted by inflamessoilwork on Mar 26, 10 at 1:31am

    No man who recites Rihanna should be fucked by a woman

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      Submitted by Herschel on Mar 27, 10 at 1:30am

      Fortunately, most of them wouldn't even want to be.

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    Submitted by shactus on Mar 26, 10 at 12:10am

    It's in the hips broski.^

  • 61 54
    Submitted by angelshock14 on Mar 25, 10 at 11:51pm

    Which rhianna song does this happen?

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    Submitted by mae on Mar 26, 10 at 9:14am

    I woulda fucked him even harder

  • 59 55
    Submitted by sullysgirl on Mar 26, 10 at 12:06am

    Go shake your wee-wee

  • 58 54
    Submitted by ita99100 on Mar 26, 10 at 9:44am

    There was a TFLN exactly like this one already

  • 58 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 26, 10 at 2:06am

    1:47 bad experience?

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    Submitted by ericalew on Mar 26, 10 at 12:25am

    11:51 "Hard."

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 25, 10 at 11:58pm

    Lol I love new Orleans

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 25, 10 at 11:30pm

    How do you swing a boner

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    Submitted by noconcern on Mar 26, 10 at 5:38pm

    This one is old... Like "hard", this has been played too many times:ONCE.

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    Submitted by marienix on Mar 26, 10 at 4:57am

    4:16 Marilyn Monroe much?,

  • 51 49
    Submitted by mcuzi89 on Mar 26, 10 at 2:55am

    Well this girl found him in new orleans

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    Submitted by nomees2003 on Mar 26, 10 at 6:37am

    This is bullshit this same text was on here a month ago same thing just typed differently

  • 52 55
    Submitted by sweetsweetime on Mar 26, 10 at 8:46am

    I love this.

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    Submitted by cazzo on Mar 26, 10 at 12:04pm

    Yeah don't waste your time on him, go back to fucking frozen hotdogs.

  • 54 63
    Submitted by breh on Mar 26, 10 at 4:38am

    Touché, 12:30. Touché.

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  • 54 67
    Submitted by randomtxts on Mar 26, 10 at 8:27am

    epic fail!!!!!

  • 57 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 25, 10 at 11:05pm

    damn last comment :(

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 25, 10 at 11:58pm

    Fake

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    Submitted by countrygirl7112 on Apr 7, 10 at 2:20am

    Whenever I hear that song now, I think of this.