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  • Seriously, where the fuck do all you people who submit this shit to TFLN find these weird ass dudes who do this? Stop having sex with people who clearly shouldn't be within 100 feet of a woman.

    Submitted by RAAAAAAAANDY on Mar 25, 10 at 11:36pm
    • Hey, she's lucky the dude didn't start singing 'Raining Blood' by Slayer.

      Submitted by Croooooooooow on Mar 26, 10 at 1:47am
    • To be fair, she actually did stop having sex with him. She certainly showed better judgement than he did.

      Submitted by Herschel on Mar 27, 10 at 1:28am
    • Sometimes they don't show their weird side until they get naked. I have some crazy ass stories, but none are in writing so I can't submit a text.

      Submitted by artfreak17 on Mar 27, 10 at 10:58pm
  • what a rude boy, boy; did he get it up?

    Submitted by Anonymous321 on Mar 26, 10 at 12:30am
  • Hahahah! That's just funny. ID still fuck him.

    Submitted by girl_next_door on Mar 25, 10 at 11:10pm
  • I've always wondered if anyone would ever do that...

    Submitted by codii on Mar 26, 10 at 4:29pm
  • How do you go about swinging a boner?

    Submitted by Glueyman on Mar 25, 10 at 11:07pm
  • Haha what a bitch! maybe he hadnt popped one in a while so he was finally happy

    Submitted by Hawk21 on Mar 25, 10 at 11:24pm
  • hah I'd still fuck him. just cause he made ne laugh.

    Submitted by heeyitsally on Mar 25, 10 at 11:14pm
  • Helicopter, helicopter! Daaamn look at that big ol' sum bitch! Helicopter, helicopter.

    Submitted by Stotan1228 on Mar 25, 10 at 11:17pm
  • No man who recites Rihanna should be fucked by a woman

    Submitted by inflamessoilwork on Mar 26, 10 at 1:31am
    • Fortunately, most of them wouldn't even want to be.

      Submitted by Herschel on Mar 27, 10 at 1:30am
  • Hahaha who is this man? I would have done him!!! "if you can make a girl laugh you can make her do anything"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 26, 10 at 4:16am
    • One of the truest quotes ever. Sadly enough. But look around you- it's totally true!

      Submitted by artfreak17 on Mar 26, 10 at 8:21pm
  • Which rhianna song does this happen?

    Submitted by angelshock14 on Mar 25, 10 at 11:51pm
  • it would be funnier if this wasn't fake. this was posted awhile ago, just worded differently.

    Submitted by sarahsmackdown on Mar 26, 10 at 5:24pm
  • Ahaha that's Luke bonus points! This guy knows what's up.

    Submitted by jennabear on Mar 26, 10 at 12:47am
  • Oh my goodness, that is hilarious!!

    Submitted by virginiagrace on Mar 26, 10 at 12:00am
  • There was already a text just like this

    Submitted by taylortea on Mar 26, 10 at 12:26am
  • Hahaha! I'd still do it, I like a little humor!

    Submitted by artfreak17 on Mar 25, 10 at 11:16pm
  • There was a TFLN exactly like this one already

    Submitted by ita99100 on Mar 26, 10 at 9:44am
  • It's in the hips broski.^

    Submitted by shactus on Mar 26, 10 at 12:10am
  • I woulda fucked him even harder

    Submitted by mae on Mar 26, 10 at 9:14am
  • 11:51 "Hard."

    Submitted by ericalew on Mar 26, 10 at 12:25am
  • This one is old... Like "hard", this has been played too many times:ONCE.

    Submitted by noconcern on Mar 26, 10 at 5:38pm
  • epic fail!!!!!

    Submitted by randomtxts on Mar 26, 10 at 8:27am
  • Yeah don't waste your time on him, go back to fucking frozen hotdogs.

    Submitted by cazzo on Mar 26, 10 at 12:04pm
  • This is bullshit this same text was on here a month ago same thing just typed differently

    Submitted by nomees2003 on Mar 26, 10 at 6:37am
  • Well this girl found him in new orleans

    Submitted by mcuzi89 on Mar 26, 10 at 2:55am
  • 1:47 bad experience?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 26, 10 at 2:06am
  • Go shake your wee-wee

    Submitted by sullysgirl on Mar 26, 10 at 12:06am
  • 4:16 Marilyn Monroe much?,

    Submitted by marienix on Mar 26, 10 at 4:57am
  • How do you swing a boner

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 25, 10 at 11:30pm
  • Lol I love new Orleans

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 25, 10 at 11:58pm
  • Whenever I hear that song now, I think of this.

    Submitted by countrygirl7112 on Apr 7, 10 at 2:20am
  • I love this.

    Submitted by sweetsweetime on Mar 26, 10 at 8:46am
  • Fake

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 25, 10 at 11:58pm
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    Submitted by nimh on Mar 26, 10 at 12:44am
  • Touché, 12:30. Touché.

    Submitted by breh on Mar 26, 10 at 4:38am
  • damn last comment :(

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 25, 10 at 11:05pm