I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
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Seriously, where the fuck do all you people who submit this shit to TFLN find these weird ass dudes who do this? Stop having sex with people who clearly shouldn't be within 100 feet of a woman.
Hey, she's lucky the dude didn't start singing 'Raining Blood' by Slayer.
To be fair, she actually did stop having sex with him. She certainly showed better judgement than he did.
Sometimes they don't show their weird side until they get naked. I have some crazy ass stories, but none are in writing so I can't submit a text.
what a rude boy, boy; did he get it up?
hah I'd still fuck him. just cause he made ne laugh.
Hahahah! That's just funny. ID still fuck him.
I've always wondered if anyone would ever do that...
How do you go about swinging a boner?
Haha what a bitch! maybe he hadnt popped one in a while so he was finally happy
Helicopter, helicopter! Daaamn look at that big ol' sum bitch! Helicopter, helicopter.
No man who recites Rihanna should be fucked by a woman
Fortunately, most of them wouldn't even want to be.
Ahaha that's Luke bonus points! This guy knows what's up.
Which rhianna song does this happen?
Hahaha who is this man? I would have done him!!!
"if you can make a girl laugh you can make her do anything"
One of the truest quotes ever. Sadly enough. But look around you- it's totally true!
Hahaha! I'd still do it, I like a little humor!
There was already a text just like this
Oh my goodness, that is hilarious!!
it would be funnier if this wasn't fake. this was posted awhile ago, just worded differently.
There was a TFLN exactly like this one already
I woulda fucked him even harder
Yeah don't waste your time on him, go back to fucking frozen hotdogs.
It's in the hips broski.^
This one is old... Like "hard", this has been played too many times:ONCE.
This is bullshit this same text was on here a month ago same thing just typed differently
1:47 bad experience?
Well this girl found him in new orleans
Go shake your wee-wee
4:16 Marilyn Monroe much?,
How do you swing a boner
Lol I love new Orleans
I love this.
damn last comment :(
Touché, 12:30. Touché.
Whenever I hear that song now, I think of this.