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  • Submitted by PlanetPiss on Apr 2, 10 at 2:40pm

    What a slag. Being a felon is hot ? What about when he can't get a job

  • Submitted by ownowbrowncow on Apr 2, 10 at 2:53pm

    So he's not just a failure, he's an ugly failure?

  • Submitted by Garner on Apr 2, 10 at 3:49pm

    I'm really loving your standards. You go after all the losers so the sane ladies can have the rest.

  • Submitted by Herschel on Apr 2, 10 at 3:18pm

    You sound like the sort of woman who'll show up in the hospital one day talking about how you know that he really loves you.

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      Submitted by Anonymousssss on May 3, 10 at 2:41pm

      jeez herschel, that's harsh. are you really making fun of people stuck in the cycle of abuse?

  • Submitted by gutsout on Apr 2, 10 at 3:05pm

    You're gonna get fucked in the ass. metaphorically and literally.

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    Submitted by NekrogobAlex on Apr 2, 10 at 4:50pm

    Please don't reproduce

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 2, 10 at 5:24pm

    515, the person that wrote this text was writing to one of his friends. The OP didn't know(probably) that it was going to be on tfln. When you're writing a text to your friend you assume that they're not going to be judgemental about punctuation or grammer.

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    Submitted by heyoh on Apr 2, 10 at 2:40pm

    that is horrifying. granted, a hot screw-up is one thing, buy an ugly one? come on.

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    Submitted by cazzo on Apr 2, 10 at 3:16pm

    Tie your tubes, because your a dumb full of Cum bitch.

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    Submitted by knuckles on Apr 2, 10 at 2:47pm

    Yeah so he was an ugly 4 time boy toucher nice score skank glad to see Brooklyn gettn up here

  • 62 81
    Submitted by cowgirl on Apr 2, 10 at 5:19pm

    You're a dumbass.

  • Submitted by RuralNinja on Apr 4, 10 at 11:16am

    I hope you're taking one for the team by keeping one of the crazies away from the people who will actually contribute to society.

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    Submitted by mquinny8 on Apr 2, 10 at 8:34pm

    Who gives a fuck about grammar this chick should not be alowd to have kids

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    Submitted by maynard on Apr 2, 10 at 5:03pm

    Wow, trailer trash!

  • 66 99
    Submitted by menda on Apr 2, 10 at 3:58pm

    He got arrested for drunken indecency. And getting caught when the popo broke up a major party!

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    Submitted by MasterSplinter59 on Jul 2, 12 at 2:14am


  • 51 76
    Submitted by schlongdong on May 5, 10 at 12:35am

    She's talking about dick size retards Jesus Christ

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    Submitted by no_alias_found on Apr 2, 10 at 2:38pm

    Anal sex hurts

    • Submitted by ^_^ on Apr 2, 10 at 5:20pm

      not for me!!!!!

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    Submitted by imamiLea82 on Apr 4, 10 at 11:34pm

    Come on guys...she was fucked up....and he put a plus on what she thought was the bad ass factor.....

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    Submitted by yankees28 on Apr 4, 10 at 6:20am

    she loves the thought of his asshole being raped

  • 56 90
    Submitted by FAHQ69 on Apr 3, 10 at 8:09pm

    this is definitely about mickey keltz

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    Submitted by yakturk43 on Apr 2, 10 at 5:04pm

    I got 3 arrests and I'm fro bk let's hook up

  • Submitted by bamorris on Apr 2, 10 at 3:36pm

    @planet piss: did the op say it was felony arrests? Nope! Just arrests. Doesn't mean he was a felon, douche bag.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 2, 10 at 2:38pm


  • Submitted by ke1375 on Apr 2, 10 at 3:43pm

    Girls like the bad boys...

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    Submitted by yakturk43 on Apr 2, 10 at 5:32pm

    I'm from bk n got 3 arrests let's hook up

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    Submitted by KELLIS on Apr 3, 10 at 9:49am

    Ok let me get this straight, he started talking about his arrest, then went from a 5 to an 8, hmmm maybe he was remembering the all the play he got while he was locked up that made the 5 go up, lol

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 2, 10 at 8:59pm

    Yeah, so cool.

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    Submitted by LyssaLuu on Apr 3, 10 at 4:58am

    #FreakyFactSays Hybristophilia is a sexual attraction to people who have committed crimes.

  • Submitted by Premeau on Apr 2, 10 at 7:18pm


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    Submitted by wolf on Apr 2, 10 at 5:50pm