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  • Submitted by ghhh on Apr 6, 10 at 1:53pm

    i wish i was girl too so i knew what falling in love feels like..

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      Submitted by GoldenMe on Apr 7, 10 at 2:14am

      So are you saying that Guys can't fall in love

  • Submitted by JoePapi on Apr 6, 10 at 2:08pm

    Clearly these girls have never been properly eaten out, nor had a body-quaking orgasm. That sucks.

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      Submitted by Kateskates on Apr 8, 10 at 10:32am

      Yea once but that was like 10 months ago... sex isn't workin out either. Last time a guy made me orgasm was like 3 months ago. Guys have it sooo much easier

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        Submitted by Anonymous113 on Apr 11, 10 at 3:01am

        :'( Find a guy who's willing to take the time to properly go down on you.

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        Submitted by YourWifesFantasy on Apr 13, 10 at 4:37pm

        Damn, that sucks. I have to give them a reason to prefer me to their husbands, so it's usually not a problem, nah mean?

  • Submitted by MissKitKa on Apr 6, 10 at 5:15pm

    I wish I was a boy so I could dick slap someone. Oh and 2:08 that's because most men don't know how to give them

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      Submitted by lamer on Apr 6, 10 at 7:02pm

      yeh this should be the main one.

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      Submitted by GoldenMe on Apr 7, 10 at 2:22am

      you too, huh?

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      Submitted by caam1991 on Apr 7, 10 at 4:18am

      oh yeah? give me a call sometime

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      Submitted by YourWifesFantasy on Apr 13, 10 at 4:38pm

      Maybe most boys don't, but you're not really a man unless you do;)

  • Submitted by leahhhhh on Apr 6, 10 at 1:44pm

    Same. I wish I knew what it was like to ejaculate

  • Submitted by gwmclean on Apr 6, 10 at 1:44pm

    "Its like sticking your dick in a bag made from puppy ears"...."Wait, how the hell would you even know what that feels like..."

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      Submitted by Crash_Underride on Apr 6, 10 at 3:52pm

      That's what I was thinking. You pervert! lol

  • Submitted by gilbertvial on Apr 6, 10 at 1:25pm

    it feels amazing haha

  • Submitted by sharkface on Apr 6, 10 at 7:59pm

    i guess Freud was right about penis envy.

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    Submitted by mojomaverick on Apr 6, 10 at 1:51pm

    feels incredible! Really...it does.

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    Submitted by idgaf on Apr 6, 10 at 1:38pm

    i always think this.

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    Submitted by civs on Apr 6, 10 at 8:08pm

    Omg me too, I've even had a dream about it, I wish it was just as easy for girls to get off

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    Submitted by KayaLovesAlcyhol on Apr 6, 10 at 5:22pm

    I wish I knew what it was like to be the one cumming on a girls face...

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    Submitted by gutsout on Apr 6, 10 at 10:08pm

    Yeah well, apparently women's orgasms are better and stronger. I say we're not missing much!

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      Submitted by Kateskates on Apr 8, 10 at 10:26am

      well I'm waiting for that to occur...

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 6, 10 at 3:26pm

    1:44 the female ejaculation is no myth...

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      Submitted by leahhhhh on Apr 6, 10 at 8:51pm

      Yep yep I've done it before, but I'd love to try male ejaculation too!

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    Submitted by GoldenMe on Apr 7, 10 at 2:26am

    As a fellow Girl I agree, A BJ is totally on the list of these I would want to experience if I were a boy.

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      Submitted by Anonymous113 on Apr 11, 10 at 3:06am

      Well as a guy I've always been curious what getting eaten out feels like. And one of those incredibly long intense orgasms only girls supposedly get. And not having to worry about a refractory period. Girls definitely have some things going for them

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    Submitted by jbubbya on Apr 8, 10 at 8:48pm

    I would imagine getting a good tounge lashing to your vag is pretty close to how it feels for us. Maybe instead of being a guy for a day you just need to find the right guy for a night.

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    Submitted by maskedman on Apr 6, 10 at 10:41pm

    Sharkface is right because I never, ever wished to be a girl or have a vagina. In fact, most of the time I'm greatful I don't have one.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 6, 10 at 11:46pm

    I'd be willing to trade one of you girls. I think you're the lucky ones, though my girlfriend tells me otherwise... =/

  • 60 58
    Submitted by hornybitch on Apr 6, 10 at 11:15pm

    I want a penis too! Slide that thick thing into a tight, wet pussy. Must be fantastic!

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    Submitted by beccaberry28 on Apr 6, 10 at 5:44pm

    Ive always wanted that too. must feel amazing.

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    Submitted by urmysatellite93 on Apr 6, 10 at 8:09pm

    Lol @ghhh!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 7, 10 at 12:13am

    I'd love to be a guy for a day and har some chick suck me up!!! That'd be awesome. I'm a girl and I love giving headdd :) can't imagine what it feels like getting it.

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    Submitted by limelightD207 on Apr 6, 10 at 11:26pm

    getting a blow job feels great, if the chick knows what she was doing...wish my girlfriend knew what she was doing, I just dont have to heart to tell her, 'cause A) Im a guy and I like getting head all the time, and 2) we have sex just about every day so...why mess up a good thing

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    Submitted by PercivalJenkins on Apr 6, 10 at 11:42pm

    When they do it right, Amazing.

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    Submitted by layladylay on Apr 6, 10 at 6:39pm

    I always think this.

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    Submitted by nymoemt on Apr 6, 10 at 8:25pm

    U wish I was a boy so I could uderstand why cummin in my mouth is better than on my tits or on his leg!!

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      Submitted by PrisonMike on Apr 6, 10 at 10:00pm

      Because if you stay in the mouth there is no-clean up and also no rush to pull out quick before coming. You can just enjoy it without stressing over where it's gonna end up.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 7, 10 at 12:31am

    Hey 12:13 we should hangout sometime If u love givin head

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    Submitted by motherteresa1205 on Apr 7, 10 at 10:44pm

    I love giving blow jobs. My boyfriend loves getting them. What a perfect world.

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    Submitted by Dragonfire on Jun 21, 10 at 6:18am

    Am I the only one who thinks that for one day out of the year, everyone should just magically become the opposite gender? And hey, today's the summer solstice. What a great day for that.

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    Submitted by anaujiram_smoke on Apr 6, 10 at 3:44pm

    Heaven...just heaven

  • 46 48
    Submitted by PrisonMike on Apr 6, 10 at 10:01pm

    Amazing. Though it's been so long I've almost forgotten.\nDamn I miss BJs.

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    Submitted by randomgirl21 on Apr 8, 10 at 9:32pm

    I think that all the time.

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    Submitted by ibjumpn64 on Apr 8, 10 at 11:42am

    When done right it is the best. Kudos to you women who love giving them!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 7, 10 at 5:00am

    Me too!! Then they don't hurt when they are so tight and can get off a hell of a lot easier. Damns men getting everything easy :(

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    Submitted by Paradox on Sep 21, 10 at 7:10pm

    I can think of only one response. "Me too. *sadface*"

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    Submitted by meghannnn on Apr 6, 10 at 1:41pm

    I wish the same thing all the time.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 7, 10 at 4:25am

    Wow

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    Submitted by thefunparade on Aug 9, 10 at 4:10pm

    AGREEEEED.

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    Submitted by 781southshore on Apr 7, 10 at 5:57pm

    Jeeze all these horny horny girls, giving me a boner, any of you wanna little something to suck on? Ahaha

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    Submitted by AkaBryant on Apr 28, 11 at 11:54pm

    I have always wanted to know this

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    Submitted by superwallpaper on Apr 6, 10 at 10:30pm

    I was with a girl for almost 2 years and I never got a BlowJ..

  • 43 59
    Submitted by rocketsRfun on Apr 6, 10 at 3:58pm

    really really good.

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    Submitted by stephb2010 on Apr 7, 10 at 6:12am

    only in the 207

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    Submitted by lollerz on Apr 16, 10 at 4:40am

    Blargh. I just said this last week.

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    Submitted by meghanlovesscott on Apr 6, 10 at 2:02pm

    But then you would probably experience a bad blow job!

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    Submitted by molly_ily on Apr 11, 10 at 8:19pm

    Same.

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    Submitted by sparklingwiggles on Apr 7, 10 at 1:28am

    You just wanna be a boy cuz u have banana titties and your vag smells like armpits.

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    Submitted by cookiies on Apr 6, 10 at 11:08pm

    Lolol

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    Submitted by Eclipze926 on Apr 8, 10 at 10:40pm

    it feels like.... waarm apple pie

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    Submitted by sperman96 on Apr 9, 10 at 5:37pm

    U can give me one and I can tell u about it

  • 46 86
    Submitted by biggreek on Apr 7, 10 at 12:44pm

    Hickory dickory dock, this broad was sucking my cock, the clock struck 2, I spewed my goo and told her to get the fuck out

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    Submitted by abcdefgHI on Apr 9, 10 at 2:40am

    Omg I have been saying this for YEARS! too bad tfln.com is whacky and selective for the submissions they accept >__<

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    Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Apr 6, 10 at 1:29pm

    feels like Warm Apple Pie....wait that's a pussy...

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      Submitted by rawrxtaz on Apr 6, 10 at 1:43pm

      wow you're dumb

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        Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Apr 6, 10 at 2:06pm

        go fuck your mother....(insert racial slur here)

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    Submitted by thundercunt on Apr 7, 10 at 11:33am

    Just stick your finger in your mouth and suck on it for a bit that's what it feels like

  • Submitted by redsox55 on Apr 6, 10 at 2:54pm

    I wish i was a girl so I could give a good blow job. Bc no girl does