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  • 89 74
    Submitted by WorstTextEver on Apr 13, 10 at 3:30am

    Class act!

  • 82 64
    Submitted by ggmate on Apr 13, 10 at 9:40am

    Hi Alea, this deff sounds like you. New Hampshire at it's finest

  • 81 70
    Submitted by Herschel on Apr 13, 10 at 2:46am

    And yet, I doubt you've yet found a sword with even one edge.

  • 79 72
    Submitted by blancolex300 on Apr 13, 10 at 6:35pm

    Keep it classy New Hampshire

  • 73 60
    Submitted by smk_lk_a_hippie on Apr 13, 10 at 10:31am

    Bahahaa... happens

  • 75 67
    Submitted by cumminsforya001 on Apr 13, 10 at 2:11pm

    Odd...

  • 72 63
    Submitted by CountExile on Apr 16, 10 at 12:43am

    How do you do the "double edged sword" pretty keen to try it.\nThat is if its not referring to a double ended dildo. As I'm a guy, if I was a chick I'd be up for it.http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/Text-Replies-15715.html#

  • 65 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 16, 10 at 3:14pm

    Doggy style. Straight up.

  • 69 71
    Submitted by ThatsBombBro on Apr 14, 10 at 3:39am

    You make me ashamed to be female.

  • Submitted by FaceFucked on Apr 13, 10 at 2:48am

    I eat my own fecal matter.

    • 77 53
      Submitted by Herschel on Apr 13, 10 at 2:54am

      Sorry, you got second post, not first.

  • 65 77
    Submitted by jimmy25 on Apr 13, 10 at 4:27pm

    Gimme a call next time I love old school sex

  • Submitted by buberto on Apr 13, 10 at 3:23am

    Sit yo queefy vag on my face so I can tongue fuck ya.

  • 60 80
    Submitted by Degu_Boy on Apr 13, 10 at 7:11pm

    "Running around...?" And telling everyone? That's even more fucked up then what you were telling them

  • 65 90
    Submitted by Rutherford on Apr 13, 10 at 4:23am

    Who the fuck is Kieth?

  • Submitted by BJM on Apr 13, 10 at 6:16am

    I fuckin love me some queefs.