You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
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I'm a unicorn and indeed, we cum rainbows. It's beautiful.
It explains why he looped H&K2's NPH scene so much before he took a shower..
i'd totally get magical with a unicorn.
3:53 i was totally gonna say that
I totally read in unison lol
Something about this screams "Fake!" not really sure what it is though
which side are you supposed to jerk off? the horn or it's dick. does it even have a penis?
Well, it is north jersey though. I wouldn't put it past them
Hell, who wouldn't want to stroke that twisty little horn...prob a fake
Fake..Stupid.Fake...did I mention this is fake and stupid ?
@4:25: My name is Ian. I have a strong affinity towards unicorns. I did not write this. I am (530).