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  • Submitted by maskedman on Apr 16, 10 at 4:54pm

    Fake! Honest Abe would never cheat on Mary Todd. Not even in a dream. \n\nThen again, when you get that four score and 7 year itch you're going to want to stick your Lincoln log in something different.

    • Submitted by sequioa on Apr 17, 10 at 2:37pm

      mildly impressed by the amount of up votes this got

  • Submitted by xoxjulieee213 on Apr 16, 10 at 4:40pm

    hmmmm.....or was it sex with a beautiful girl with the face of abe lincoln? just pointing out an almost dazed and confused reference.

  • Submitted by brodieoh on Apr 16, 10 at 5:09pm

    4:40: Exactly! Dazed and Confused was my first thought. Fake. The OP meant to say "....I must stop lifting material from movies before posting on TFLN."

  • Submitted by phan99 on Apr 17, 10 at 5:42am

    Bet it was a dude that sent this one in...

  • Submitted by jacksf on Apr 18, 10 at 12:49am

    Did he keep his top hat on?

  • Submitted by DirkVendetta on Apr 17, 10 at 2:47pm

    Omg OP, please tell me you were watching the program about the attempted Lincoln grave robbing, because if so, I'm right there with you.

  • Submitted by mae on Apr 17, 10 at 4:36pm

    OH MY GOD DIRKVENDETTA I WAS JUST WATCHING THAT LAST NIGHT TOO!! Soo weird... AND one of the guys is my professor's great grandpa

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    Submitted by ericalew on Apr 17, 10 at 10:08am

    JFK would be a good choice too.

  • Submitted by thedrake9 on Apr 16, 10 at 4:58pm

    Perfect female body...with the head of Abe Lincoln.

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    Submitted by twyman33 on Apr 16, 10 at 9:55pm

    Dude you totally stole this line from dazed and confused you fucker

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    Submitted by lisalondon on Apr 17, 10 at 7:56am

    I love Dazed and Confused. One of the movies in my line up for 4/20 oh ten

  • Submitted by purpleispretty on Apr 16, 10 at 4:17pm

    Hahahahahhah second BITCHES

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 16, 10 at 4:17pm

    Strong homo IMO..

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    Submitted by oh_wtf on Apr 16, 10 at 4:07pm

    So you like doinking bearded guys?

  • Submitted by smigga77 on Apr 16, 10 at 6:38pm

    Dazed an confused

  • Submitted by hellohello16 on Apr 16, 10 at 10:35pm

    Dazed and Confused.

  • Submitted by maykay299 on Apr 16, 10 at 8:54pm

    My thoughts exactly!!! I have watched dazed am confused sooo many times, on the begining

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 16, 10 at 4:18pm

    Classic example of why this going to shit. Obviously made up. Fresh material of the old days, come back please.

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    Submitted by ohdeargawdwhy on Oct 29, 10 at 2:19am

    Is this Ian.....

  • Submitted by PookieBearDuh on Apr 17, 10 at 8:00am

    Yeah, what movie is this from? Dazed and confused I think.

  • Submitted by lockks on Apr 17, 10 at 2:39am

    Hahahahaha!!!! Really? Mine would be Andrew Jackson way hotter!

  • Submitted by tsluts23 on Apr 16, 10 at 5:24pm

    I wish I could have a dream like that....And I'm a straight guy

  • Submitted by emily4ever on Apr 16, 10 at 5:00pm


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      Submitted by cdngirl on Apr 16, 10 at 10:53pm

      Who HASN'T dreamt they fucked Obama? Come onnnnn..

  • Submitted by mmoorrggaann on Apr 16, 10 at 8:12pm

    good old Huntsville alabama who is this I might know you

  • Submitted by JERSEYBOY908 on Apr 16, 10 at 4:52pm

    did u at least wipe tha cum off his beard wen u guys were done