I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
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Fake! Honest Abe would never cheat on Mary Todd. Not even in a dream. \n\nThen again, when you get that four score and 7 year itch you're going to want to stick your Lincoln log in something different.
mildly impressed by the amount of up votes this got
hmmmm.....or was it sex with a beautiful girl with the face of abe lincoln? just pointing out an almost dazed and confused reference.
Bet it was a dude that sent this one in...
4:40: Exactly! Dazed and Confused was my first thought. Fake. The OP meant to say "....I must stop lifting material from movies before posting on TFLN."
Did he keep his top hat on?
Omg OP, please tell me you were watching the program about the attempted Lincoln grave robbing, because if so, I'm right there with you.
Hahahahahhah second BITCHES
Perfect female body...with the head of Abe Lincoln.
JFK would be a good choice too.
Dude you totally stole this line from dazed and confused you fucker
OH MY GOD DIRKVENDETTA I WAS JUST WATCHING THAT LAST NIGHT TOO!! Soo weird... AND one of the guys is my professor's great grandpa
My thoughts exactly!!! I have watched dazed am confused sooo many times, on the begining
I love Dazed and Confused. One of the movies in my line up for 4/20 oh ten
Dazed and Confused.
Yeah, what movie is this from? Dazed and confused I think.
MY FRIEND HAD S DREAM SHE FUCKED OBAMA!!!Y'ALL ARE SOULMATED
Who HASN'T dreamt they fucked Obama? Come onnnnn..
Dazed an confused
So you like doinking bearded guys?
Strong homo IMO..
Classic example of why this going to shit. Obviously made up. Fresh material of the old days, come back please.
Is this Ian.....
I wish I could have a dream like that....And I'm a straight guy
Hahahahaha!!!! Really? Mine would be Andrew Jackson way hotter!
did u at least wipe tha cum off his beard wen u guys were done
good old Huntsville alabama who is this I might know you