Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
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Jesus is like history's biggest hippie. He'd be cool with it.
That was directed toward the first comment, not the text itself
Or you should leave it for jesus as a present. After all it is that brothers second birthday
There is no god...
Yes, this.\n\nBut the theory says that right about now (later on Good Friday) until Sunday morning is when Jesus was dead and gone so he's extra far away now. I vote Saturday before Easter the best time to do bad stuff if you want to keep it away from the JC.
Just use easter water for your bong, you'll be fine.
Um yeah there is God. Please make a relationship with Him and your life will be so much better eternally
That is the most blasphemous statement I've ever heard, you're probably going to hell. It's cool I'll see you there though
Seriously though, think about it. He had a powerful father who helped him out when he was in trouble. He theoretically held down a job but he spent all of his time talking about peace, love, and understanding. He created his own religion that sounded weird to everone else. He was oppressed by the government. He created massive amounts of mind-altering chemicals just to show off. How does he not sound like a hippie? And if that's the most blasphemous statement you've ever heard, you must not get
Comment was cut off - seems TFLN lies about the "characters remaining" count. That last bit was supposed to be "you must not get out much".
Yeah, that's probably a good idea.
we be trollin'
But when Jesus is present he can join in on the Fun!
You're commemorating his death, not attending his Bar Mitzvah.
Like always. JESUS NEVER EXISTED WATCH ZEITGEIST
Oops I got high yesterday, my bad jesus
god isn't more present during different times. god is everywhere all the time
what would jesus do.