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  • Jesus is like history's biggest hippie. He'd be cool with it.

    Submitted by Herschel on Apr 2, 10 at 2:18pm
  • That was directed toward the first comment, not the text itself

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 2, 10 at 2:27pm
  • Or you should leave it for jesus as a present. After all it is that brothers second birthday

    Submitted by jbambam on Apr 2, 10 at 3:04pm
  • There is no god...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 2, 10 at 2:49pm
    • Yes, this.\n\nBut the theory says that right about now (later on Good Friday) until Sunday morning is when Jesus was dead and gone so he's extra far away now. I vote Saturday before Easter the best time to do bad stuff if you want to keep it away from the JC.

      Submitted by apajax6 on Apr 2, 10 at 10:30pm
  • Just use easter water for your bong, you'll be fine.

    Submitted by gutsout on Apr 2, 10 at 4:03pm
  • Um yeah there is God. Please make a relationship with Him and your life will be so much better eternally

    Submitted by cprid21 on Apr 2, 10 at 8:26pm
  • That is the most blasphemous statement I've ever heard, you're probably going to hell. It's cool I'll see you there though

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 2, 10 at 2:26pm
    • Seriously though, think about it. He had a powerful father who helped him out when he was in trouble. He theoretically held down a job but he spent all of his time talking about peace, love, and understanding. He created his own religion that sounded weird to everone else. He was oppressed by the government. He created massive amounts of mind-altering chemicals just to show off. How does he not sound like a hippie? And if that's the most blasphemous statement you've ever heard, you must not get

      Submitted by Herschel on Apr 2, 10 at 3:16pm
      • Comment was cut off - seems TFLN lies about the "characters remaining" count. That last bit was supposed to be "you must not get out much".

        Submitted by Herschel on Apr 2, 10 at 4:35pm
  • we be trollin'

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 2, 10 at 11:06pm
  • amen.

    Submitted by omgitsrenee on Jun 26, 10 at 11:54pm
  • But when Jesus is present he can join in on the Fun!

    Submitted by SeanH on Apr 2, 10 at 7:17pm
  • You're commemorating his death, not attending his Bar Mitzvah.

    Submitted by DFree on Apr 4, 10 at 7:43am
  • yeeeee maine

    Submitted by alexdonald on Apr 2, 10 at 11:21pm
  • Yeah, that's probably a good idea.

    Submitted by Crash_Underride on Apr 2, 10 at 7:19pm
  • Haha!

    Submitted by SPARTAN34 on Apr 3, 10 at 2:51am
  • Like always. JESUS NEVER EXISTED WATCH ZEITGEIST

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 2, 10 at 11:08pm
  • Oops I got high yesterday, my bad jesus

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 5, 10 at 2:42pm
  • god isn't more present during different times. god is everywhere all the time

    Submitted by kausie19 on Apr 3, 10 at 1:19am
  • what would jesus do.

    Submitted by vinogirl on Apr 2, 10 at 11:47pm
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