They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
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Must be Irish
I'll suck ur little cock
Way to stay classy Grand Rapids
That's why u don't go to a piano bar on your birthday
they did that to me on my b-day....they must fuckin hate us
I sooo wish I could've been there to see this! No one sings small dick songs at any bar I go to. They should use it as a marketing campaign! "Bring your not-so-well-endowed ex here, and you'll have the time of your life!"
Eeny weeny teeny weeny shrivel little short dick man. Don't want don't want no short dick man.
I actually have that as a ringtone for a couple people. Lmao.
Dude that's sad. Sorry to hear !
Dave Loveland, whatcha doin in Michigan, you rat bastard!! I'd recognize that description anywhere.
Was it "Small D**K"??? http://soundclick.com/share?songid=6749679
Look on the bright side, your cock is a legend! Lol although, all the girls will know to steer clear of it...
Heeee haaaadddd annnnn Itsy bitsy, little pecker for a weenie... \n\nMojos is the best.
pendejo hahahahahaha todo puto....A-
What bar in west mich was that at?
Most likely Mojo's in downtown GR.
It was Mojo's on his 21st
Man that sucks for you. 8 or better is the only way to live. (Word).
The best I've ever had wasn't even close to 8...
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Were you at Pete's Piano Bar?? We went their for my friends birthday and this girl played a song on the piano about how small he was. Best part was he is the worst at taking even the most innocent things like that personally, which made it even funnier for us.
Teehee tiny dick.
Needle dick lmao
Well that's what you get for having a small dick.\nJust sayin'
Way to go western Michigan!
Did it go a little something like this, uhhh hmmm . Your dick is small your dick is small, it's like a babys fiinger and two green pees.
God bless John Volby
Must be a slimebag ape
im a 9 incher