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  • Must be Irish

    Submitted by fingerbang on Mar 26, 10 at 7:39pm
  • I'll suck ur little cock

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 26, 10 at 10:26pm
  • Way to stay classy Grand Rapids

    Submitted by filppula51 on Mar 26, 10 at 7:51pm
  • That's why u don't go to a piano bar on your birthday

    Submitted by skrilla23 on Mar 26, 10 at 7:48pm
  • they did that to me on my b-day....they must fuckin hate us

    Submitted by SexyAustin on Mar 26, 10 at 9:24pm
  • I sooo wish I could've been there to see this! No one sings small dick songs at any bar I go to. They should use it as a marketing campaign! "Bring your not-so-well-endowed ex here, and you'll have the time of your life!"

    Submitted by artfreak17 on Mar 26, 10 at 7:38pm
  • Eeny weeny teeny weeny shrivel little short dick man. Don't want don't want no short dick man.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 26, 10 at 9:57pm
  • Mass cockblock!

    Submitted by cfreymarc on Mar 27, 10 at 3:11am
  • Your Asian........

    Submitted by Tmx360 on Mar 26, 10 at 10:54pm
  • Dude that's sad. Sorry to hear !

    Submitted by pamsue824 on Mar 26, 10 at 7:20pm
  • Dave Loveland, whatcha doin in Michigan, you rat bastard!! I'd recognize that description anywhere.

    Submitted by pamalamadd on Mar 27, 10 at 7:17am
  • Was it "Small D**K"???

    Submitted by mrvengeance on Mar 26, 10 at 11:53pm
  • Look on the bright side, your cock is a legend! Lol although, all the girls will know to steer clear of it...

    Submitted by dorkof82 on Mar 26, 10 at 8:53pm
  • Heeee haaaadddd annnnn Itsy bitsy, little pecker for a weenie... \n\nMojos is the best.

    Submitted by w0okie3 on Mar 27, 10 at 4:59am
  • pendejo hahahahahaha todo puto....A-

    Submitted by tuAma on Mar 27, 10 at 1:32am
  • What bar in west mich was that at?

    Submitted by Michguy on Mar 26, 10 at 8:16pm
  • Man that sucks for you. 8 or better is the only way to live. (Word).

    Submitted by PercivalJenkins on Mar 27, 10 at 3:56am
  • Enzyte has made millions of small dick pricks feel better about themselves with their amazing placibo. Check it out, sounds like it'll help ya

    Submitted by RolledUp on Mar 26, 10 at 8:11pm
  • Were you at Pete's Piano Bar?? We went their for my friends birthday and this girl played a song on the piano about how small he was. Best part was he is the worst at taking even the most innocent things like that personally, which made it even funnier for us.

    Submitted by willk281 on Apr 16, 10 at 6:38pm
  • John?

    Submitted by coramax on Mar 26, 10 at 10:51pm
  • Probably Dutch.

    Submitted by Michguy on Mar 26, 10 at 8:43pm
  • Loser.

    Submitted by ljv218 on Mar 26, 10 at 9:06pm
  • Daniel Crawford?

    Submitted by hogwild on Mar 27, 10 at 2:52am
  • Teehee tiny dick.

    Submitted by cjhoops on Mar 26, 10 at 9:01pm
  • Needle dick lmao

    Submitted by You_Fail on Mar 26, 10 at 7:16pm
  • Well that's what you get for having a small dick.\nJust sayin'

    Submitted by warmhoneyblood on Aug 5, 10 at 6:13pm
  • Epic fail

    Submitted by pillsburyninja on Mar 28, 10 at 5:25pm
  • Way to go western Michigan!

    Submitted by annonomus on Mar 26, 10 at 8:36pm
  • Did it go a little something like this, uhhh hmmm . Your dick is small your dick is small, it's like a babys fiinger and two green pees.

    Submitted by cazzo on Mar 27, 10 at 1:51am
  • Congratz

    Submitted by cbtango on Apr 22, 10 at 2:43pm
  • God bless John Volby

    Submitted by squibkick on Mar 26, 10 at 10:55pm
  • Must be a slimebag ape

    Submitted by greasynig on Mar 26, 10 at 9:50pm
  • im a 9 incher

    Submitted by hawkeyes8 on Aug 12, 10 at 10:05pm