you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
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Best watchdog ever.
Musta been all them home bois down there in the 305
Reppin that 305, dade county baby
What were you watching?
You were THAT drunk.
Fun last night?
Really?!? C'mon Miami. You can definitely do much better than this sorry ass txt msg.
Your tv does that too?
I LIKE TRAINS
He must be pretty observant :D
It's alive !
indeed an idiot box!...no not the tv.... the passed out person ;)
Good ol 305
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