you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
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Best watchdog ever.
Reppin that 305, dade county baby
Musta been all them home bois down there in the 305
What were you watching?
Really?!? C'mon Miami. You can definitely do much better than this sorry ass txt msg.
Your tv does that too?
You were THAT drunk.
Fun last night?
I LIKE TRAINS
Good ol 305
It's alive !
He must be pretty observant :D
indeed an idiot box!...no not the tv.... the passed out person ;)
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