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  • Submitted by greenbumho on Apr 8, 10 at 8:53am

    YOU SAID YOU'D ALWAYS BE THERE FOR ME! But you're not... -Simba

  • Submitted by Cameron2010 on Apr 8, 10 at 10:40am


  • Submitted by toottoot on Apr 8, 10 at 8:36am

    But Mufasa visits Simba in some god-like form in the sky towards the end and says something about always being there for him before he ultimately hauls his rebellious ass back to Pride Rock. Yeah, watched it a few days ago.

    • Submitted by heavenfrog23 on Apr 8, 10 at 9:46am

      He wasn't rebellious, his douche bag uncle Scar convinced him that he was the reason his dad died so he had's not his fault, ok?!\n\n\nAnd scene.

  • Submitted by MeLoveHeels on Apr 8, 10 at 5:07pm

    Mufasa: Simba!!!! \nSimba: Dddd...Dad???\nMufasa: You smell.

  • Submitted by wshs on Apr 10, 10 at 12:22am

    Ahahahaha hilarious! :)

  • Submitted by teeenagedream on Sep 15, 10 at 11:36pm

    Fuuuucck lion king is the best

  • Submitted by jklmsmith on Apr 8, 10 at 11:19pm

    Is your generations whole frame of reference Disney movies?

  • Submitted by AnonyMissFTW on Apr 19, 10 at 2:21am

    D'awwwwwww! LOVE friendships like this.

  • Submitted by CarterCarter914 on Apr 8, 10 at 9:55am

    (281): thanks for getting me home last night

  • Submitted by icpinksheep on Apr 10, 10 at 12:29am

    HOUSTON!!!! <3

  • Submitted by CravenMoorehead on Apr 8, 10 at 9:17am

    Say it again, MUFASA!

  • Submitted by BrohammedAli on Apr 9, 10 at 1:30am

    Can I get 3 cheers for lion king being the best fucking movie ever created?

    • Submitted by GoldenMe on Apr 9, 10 at 4:51pm

      3 cheers. it certainly is one of the best Disney movies ever created

  • Submitted by s_hutto08 on Apr 9, 10 at 2:33am


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  • Submitted by Hahnsolo625 on Apr 8, 10 at 8:36am

    but he is eternally watching over Simba from the stars!!\nREMEMBER, SIMBA... WHO YOU ARE. YOU ARE THE ONE TRUE KING! \n\noh james earl jones

  • Submitted by 8:::::) on Apr 8, 10 at 8:13am

    Mufasa dies like right near the begining it's like the fourth scene

  • Submitted by maxzilla1 on Apr 8, 10 at 1:24pm

    This could only happen in Houston!!!! H-TOWN FTW

  • Submitted by loststar247 on Apr 8, 10 at 8:44pm

    this is like the most romantic thing...

  • Submitted by volleyball19 on Apr 8, 10 at 9:00am

    Makes me wanna watch lion king now lol

  • Submitted by Amepkloia on Apr 9, 10 at 3:39am

    Too far 9.56... Too far.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 8, 10 at 8:07am

    First lol

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 8, 10 at 11:34am

    This is in no way funny...

  • Submitted by elpintogrande on Apr 8, 10 at 9:56am

    Holy shit this is unfunny. I mean like horribly unfunny. Like if the holocaust and 9/11 had a baby, it would be this text.

    • Submitted by makeitglow on Apr 8, 10 at 11:23am

      as much as i loved this text, i lol'd at yours :)

  • Submitted by nemeth94 on Aug 20, 10 at 8:15am

    and for some reason i think this is my friend JP.. his cat is named Mufasa....