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  • 61 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 5:19pm

    4:59 they actually posted mine a little while back

  • 46 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 12:25pm

    now, 5:40, THOSE are some words of wisdom. amen.

  • 49 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 5:40pm

    I think the mods of TFLN are a bunch of fat chicks

  • 50 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 6:37pm

    right, I feel like all the hysterical texts are the ones they don't submit. I've tried to post like 10 REAL ones that I know would get good laughs, and they never are posted. kind of lame, most of the texts on this website aren't even from drunk people.

  • 43 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 3:52pm

    ouchie! 3:37- I've overheard trashy girls call it their taint...

  • 48 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 4:30pm

    maybe the OP was describing the consequences of a well-administered atomic wedgie?

  • 48 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 9:58pm

    4:59, lies. mine got on a while ago. and ugh that feeling's the WORST esp bc sometimes it hurts when you sit.

  • 47 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 4:20pm

    3:59, it basically involves a lot of my tongue on their taint.

  • 45 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 4:58am

    my pussy looks like elephant ears are hanging out of it therefore i have no taint, its just tucked away beafcurtains how many people got turned on reading that?

  • 44 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 5:08pm

    ahhh i've been there....

  • 45 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 3:51pm

    hahahahahahahahahaha

  • 43 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 7:49pm

    637- im in the same boat... then i go to read new ones and a lot of them are really lame.... why??????? :(

  • 44 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 12:40am

    um, but didn't say if an indian burned taint is a bad thing....

  • 45 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 9:11pm

    637 hahaha! everyone should put their good stuff on here.

  • 48 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 4:46am

    FUCK PUSSY COCKSuCKING bitch motherfucker asswipe fuckface

  • 45 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 3:59pm

    @3:23, what the hell is a Norwegian freeze?

  • 49 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 8:35pm

    uh really? the taint is the area between the genitals and the asshole...as in "it aint the pussy and taint quite the ass either"

  • 44 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 6:13am

    4:58- quite the opposite actually

  • 39 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 3:22pm

    Let me guess, beard issues?

  • 43 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 6:11pm

    5:44, a lot of texts that people send in don't get posted. Not just yours. I've submitted like 8 and none of been posted. One was even about an obese woman in a wheelchair spinning in circles to "Thriller".

  • 42 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 3:23pm

    Well then, can I give your taint a Norwegian freeze?

  • 40 48
    Submitted by steenerstoner on Jul 26, 10 at 10:19pm

    I wonder if they're starting to think about the legal issues? I mean, if people are drunk, and their friends submit their texts without them even knowing, is that like their intellectual property being posted without their consent? Or somehow a violation of their privacy? That obese woman thing, I feel like that might be obvious who it was, with an area code. They might be held responsible if there was some consequence to people being embarrassed.

  • 48 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 4:59pm

    This is bullshit.. TFLN ripped off part of my text and changed the area code... you ever see anyone on here posting on their own text?? No because TFLN just read your submitted texts and rips them off and makes their own.. fuck this place

  • 41 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 4:03pm

    AN INDIAN BURN!!!!!!!!

  • 48 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 3:37pm

    ok, is the OP a girl or guy? i've never known a girl to call it her taint. i've only heard guys use that.

  • 48 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 8:23pm

    okay i feel stupid but what's taint?

  • 42 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 3:19pm

    There should be more...this sounds like an awesome story

  • 37 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 12:01am

    11:03...... that sounds like a personal problem

  • 17 16
    Submitted by yewinnhard on Apr 12, 12 at 12:30am

    I feel like OP meant that she had sex and her puss was too dry.

  • 35 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 5:44pm

    I was sad that the one I sent didn't get posted, it was a lot funnier than some i've seen on here

  • 36 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 3:18pm

    That sounds painful.

  • 17 40
    Submitted by dericky on Dec 8, 11 at 9:31pm

    Awful