It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
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4:59 they actually posted mine a little while back
3:59, it basically involves a lot of my tongue on their taint.
my pussy looks like elephant ears are hanging out of it
therefore i have no taint, its just tucked away beafcurtains
how many people got turned on reading that?
637- im in the same boat... then i go to read new ones and a lot of them are really lame.... why??????? :(
I feel like OP meant that she had sex and her puss was too dry.
right, I feel like all the hysterical texts are the ones they don't submit. I've tried to post like 10 REAL ones that I know would get good laughs, and they never are posted. kind of lame, most of the texts on this website aren't even from drunk people.
now, 5:40, THOSE are some words of wisdom. amen.
Well then, can I give your taint a Norwegian freeze?
ahhh i've been there....
maybe the OP was describing the consequences of a well-administered atomic wedgie?
Let me guess, beard issues?
uh really? the taint is the area between the genitals and the asshole...as in "it aint the pussy and taint quite the ass either"
FUCK PUSSY COCKSuCKING bitch motherfucker asswipe fuckface
637 hahaha! everyone should put their good stuff on here.
ok, is the OP a girl or guy? i've never known a girl to call it her taint. i've only heard guys use that.
4:58- quite the opposite actually
AN INDIAN BURN!!!!!!!!
@3:23, what the hell is a Norwegian freeze?
I think the mods of TFLN are a bunch of fat chicks
okay i feel stupid but what's taint?
3:37- I've overheard trashy girls call it their taint...
um, but didn't say if an indian burned taint is a bad thing....
11:03...... that sounds like a personal problem
I was sad that the one I sent didn't get posted, it was a lot funnier than some i've seen on here
This is bullshit.. TFLN ripped off part of my text and changed the area code... you ever see anyone on here posting on their own text?? No because TFLN just read your submitted texts and rips them off and makes their own.. fuck this place
4:59, lies. mine got on a while ago.
and ugh that feeling's the WORST esp bc sometimes it hurts when you sit.
5:44, a lot of texts that people send in don't get posted. Not just yours. I've submitted like 8 and none of been posted. One was even about an obese woman in a wheelchair spinning in circles to "Thriller".
There should be more...this sounds like an awesome story
I wonder if they're starting to think about the legal issues? I mean, if people are drunk, and their friends submit their texts without them even knowing, is that like their intellectual property being posted without their consent? Or somehow a violation of their privacy? That obese woman thing, I feel like that might be obvious who it was, with an area code. They might be held responsible if there was some consequence to people being embarrassed.
That sounds painful.