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  • 4:59 they actually posted mine a little while back

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 5:19pm
  • 3:59, it basically involves a lot of my tongue on their taint.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 4:20pm
  • my pussy looks like elephant ears are hanging out of it therefore i have no taint, its just tucked away beafcurtains how many people got turned on reading that?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 4:58am
  • 637- im in the same boat... then i go to read new ones and a lot of them are really lame.... why??????? :(

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 7:49pm
  • right, I feel like all the hysterical texts are the ones they don't submit. I've tried to post like 10 REAL ones that I know would get good laughs, and they never are posted. kind of lame, most of the texts on this website aren't even from drunk people.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 6:37pm
  • I feel like OP meant that she had sex and her puss was too dry.

    Submitted by yewinnhard on Apr 12, 12 at 12:30am
  • now, 5:40, THOSE are some words of wisdom. amen.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 12:25pm
  • ahhh i've been there....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 5:08pm
  • maybe the OP was describing the consequences of a well-administered atomic wedgie?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 4:30pm
  • Well then, can I give your taint a Norwegian freeze?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 3:23pm
  • Let me guess, beard issues?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 3:22pm
  • uh really? the taint is the area between the genitals and the asshole...as in "it aint the pussy and taint quite the ass either"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 8:35pm
  • 4:58- quite the opposite actually

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 6:13am
  • 637 hahaha! everyone should put their good stuff on here.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 9:11pm
  • FUCK PUSSY COCKSuCKING bitch motherfucker asswipe fuckface

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 4:46am
  • AN INDIAN BURN!!!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 4:03pm
  • I think the mods of TFLN are a bunch of fat chicks

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 5:40pm
  • ok, is the OP a girl or guy? i've never known a girl to call it her taint. i've only heard guys use that.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 3:37pm
  • @3:23, what the hell is a Norwegian freeze?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 3:59pm
  • um, but didn't say if an indian burned taint is a bad thing....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 12:40am
  • ouchie! 3:37- I've overheard trashy girls call it their taint...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 3:52pm
  • 11:03...... that sounds like a personal problem

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 12:01am
  • okay i feel stupid but what's taint?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 8:23pm
  • I was sad that the one I sent didn't get posted, it was a lot funnier than some i've seen on here

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 5:44pm
  • This is bullshit.. TFLN ripped off part of my text and changed the area code... you ever see anyone on here posting on their own text?? No because TFLN just read your submitted texts and rips them off and makes their own.. fuck this place

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 4:59pm
  • 4:59, lies. mine got on a while ago. and ugh that feeling's the WORST esp bc sometimes it hurts when you sit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 9:58pm
  • hahahahahahahahahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 3:51pm
  • 5:44, a lot of texts that people send in don't get posted. Not just yours. I've submitted like 8 and none of been posted. One was even about an obese woman in a wheelchair spinning in circles to "Thriller".

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 6:11pm
  • There should be more...this sounds like an awesome story

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 3:19pm
  • I wonder if they're starting to think about the legal issues? I mean, if people are drunk, and their friends submit their texts without them even knowing, is that like their intellectual property being posted without their consent? Or somehow a violation of their privacy? That obese woman thing, I feel like that might be obvious who it was, with an area code. They might be held responsible if there was some consequence to people being embarrassed.

    Submitted by steenerstoner on Jul 26, 10 at 10:19pm
  • That sounds painful.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 3:18pm
  • Awful

    Submitted by dericky on Dec 8, 11 at 9:31pm